The Coven As Things My Family Has Said | Part 4
Queenie: Girl... She standing right in front of you
Queenie: We know! But she standing right in front of you!
Fiona: Shut the fuck up, both of you
Coco: So your girlfriend just gets to stay as long as she wants while mine’s not even invited to dinner?
Cordelia: There’s a bit of a difference when YOUR girlfriend hit your brother with a car!
Zoe: You don’t have to cry about it
Mallory: I know I don’t but I’m going to!
Mallory: She bought a fake purse...
Queenie: But she’s fucking a lawyer?!
Mallory: That’s what mom said!
Madison: No one knew I was drunk
Cordelia: You were crying about how good of a mom I was, EVERYONE knew you were drunk
Cordelia: I have more animals in this house than children
Mallory: Please refrain from calling your grandchildren animals, it hurts their feelings
Coco: You’re banned from my home
Fiona: You do not pay bills
Coco: No, but the person that does said you’re banned from my home
Zoe: Thanks for being so pretty
Madison: Well what else would I be?
Misty: Definitely not tolerable
Coco: Come down stairs #NOW
Queenie: They found out about Zoe’s thing, big talk happening rn
Cordelia: I do try my hardest
Mallory: Yeah, it wasn’t your fault, we’re a handful
Cordelia: I wouldn’t label a group of people who start fires for fun a handful but whatever floats your fucking boat
Zoe: That shirt is so cute
Madison: Yeah, I knew you would say that! Thanks!
Coco: You would look great in it
Zoe: Oh my fucking God that’s my shirt
Misty: Groupchat will be disabled until y’all learn to act!!!
Madison: You send one foot photo and bitches lose their mind
Madison: I owe you nothing! This is all your fault!
Mallory: You owe me THERAPY!
Misty: The fuck that got to do with me? Call your mother