#ahss05

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omg realised that they didn’t even explain sally’s drilldo thing

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oh that was the finale, i thought there was one more ep

disappointed chloe wasn’t in it that much

so I guess gaga and angela literally only hooked up at the end of last episode

even though they brought in queenie that angela killed and drank the blood of because witch’s blood will make her stronger for whatever reason

and then she goes up to gaga empowered with queenie’s blood who is now dead btw

and angela goes up to gaga who does some sort of speech that is supposed to make us care about her. and gaga suggest they have sex one last time

and they do

off screen

only for gaga to be killed by john.......... wait so what was angela’s role in this whole season??

american horror story more like american’t tell a good horror story

good for gaga getting the golden globe i guess but she did not deserve it above Kirsten dunst at all. she’s barely even the best actress on the show lmao

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everyone wants to fucking kill the countess like it’s the hardest thing in the world to so but what’s stopping her from becoming a ghost. iris and liz shot her up in her room she could just come back as a ghost and appear wherever the hell she wants in the hotel and kill them back.

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omg massive eye roll at this character cameo that’s only here to perpetuate this whole contrived “all the seasons are connected” thing and make us go all like “wowww they’re SOOO clever”

i mean I guess it’s cool that queenie’s here but like the sole fact that they recycle actors season to season disrupts the whole illusion

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if ramona wanted to kill lady gaga for years, why couldn’t she. literally nothing stopped iris and liz from taking the elevator all the way up to her penthouse and gunning her down. lady gaga doesn’t seem to have any bodyguards or anyone protecting her. why couldn’t ramona just go in the hotel and take the elevator to shoot up gaga. liz and ramona are on good terms from what we’ve seen so it’s not like he would have been hostile to her if she rocked up. are we really to just take it that Ramona needed Donovan and Iris on her side just so she could ride the elevator, to go off and unsuccessfully kill a baby. what even

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I don’t get Iris’ characterization at all. The first few or so episodes they imply that she’s some kind of terrible person and mother and donovan despised her, but why??? i don’t think they ever actually explored that part of Iris in any way, and all we’ve seen her do pretty much is follow Donovan around and try to look after him??? They tell us through dialogues that she’s this despicable person but from what we’ve seen she’s pretty decent compared to the rest? i honestly don’t get it. am i just forgetting a crucial expository conversation or flashback scene that actually showed us why Donovan hated her so much

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is this the first scene between gaga and paulson

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urghhh this is a really nice scene I’m glad this is a happy (mayybbbe ?????) story for liz