#ahymn

[mjoriginals]

God gave Noah the rainbow sign.

No more water, the fire next time!

[sasscrotchety]

My eyes snapped open in the middle of the night last night, because I can’t remember whether or not I said “fuck” in that job interview. 

[sasscrotchety]

Oh my fucking a;sdfkjafkds;lfa. I have a children’s book writing course and they’re grading a class full of writers on the “variety of dynamic composition in the illustrations”. Like I can give that to you, maybe, if i had more than three fucking days to hand that to you, and that’s just because I can draw man. But you’re about to grade a group of people who only came here to WRITE on their ability to draw. 20% of this grade is the art. 

[sasscrotchety]

just made a phone call to a business with an inquiry, LIKE AN ADULT. 

[sasscrotchety]

So I'm kind of not doing awesome. Do any of you want to hop into my ask box with a funny story? Give me a heads up if you don't want me to post it.

[sasscrotchety]

me shaking my booty: I want to be your friend. 

me pointing at you on the dance floor: That’s why I talk to you so much. 

me throwing an invisible lasso at you: I hope that you’re ok with this. 

[sasscrotchety]

Got my feet under a warm dog full of farts while I knit a blanket for a loved one. 

[sasscrotchety]

I’m reading the hamilton/laurens letters and laurens writes a sweet little blurb and you click on a hamilton letter and its like GODDAMN ALEXANDER, because for him writing a quick note translates to three fucking paragraphs of “i love you”’s.