You may already know this, well-studied bunny that you are, but there are particles floating around in the air all around you. It's not just air, but other stuff too! Did you already know that? You're so clever.
But what you likely didn't know, was that some of those particles are called ditzies, and when you breathe them in they make you just a little dumber. You breathe them in and they go straight to that pretty head of yours, making it just a tiny bit harder to think. You probably don't notice it most of the time, but if you think about it, I bet you can feel it. Every breath, you breathe in more and more, slowly getting dumber, breath by breath.
Don't worry though bunny, you can stop it! All you have to do is hold your breath and the ditzies can't get you anymore! Only, when you hold your breath too long, you get all light-headed don't you? Such a shame, there's really nothing you can do. Nothing except get dumber and dumber with every breath.
Hehehee if thiss bunny gets any dumberr she might startt forgetting her name agaaiin.
But now I have an excuse!! It's alll the ditziess faullttt~