#aiakcs

[scveferris]

55-69 odd ;D

55: Are you mean?

did leila send this?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

ask my nose. 

57: Do you believe in true love?

yes, i believe in aiakos.

58: Favourite weather?

winter. i love the cold, frigid winds of london. plus that’s literally all that fucking london is, does summer even exist here?

59: Do you like the snow?

no, that shit is irritating.

60: Do you wanna get married?

yes.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

the right boy/girl. 

62: What makes you happy?

pussy.

63: Would you change your name?

honestly, yes. fuck my name. how does jesus adams sound?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

yeah, considering she’s dead. i loved you, romy xoxo

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

eleanor would never.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

yes, i hate her. 

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

romy to ask her if she could shut the fuck up about anne boelyn.  

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

aiakos, but that doesn’t count. he came back smelling freshly and disturbingly of pussy, everything sounded deep to him.

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

yes, i believe in aiakos.

[lilromy-blog]

"I could kill you right now!", "You’re a complete moron!", "Bring that here!", "I wish you’d never been born!", "I bought ice cream!", "Piss off!", MOST IMPORTANTLY, "Jump off a bridge!"

       "I could kill you right now!"

“try. i dare you.”

        "You’re a complete moron!"

“it’s pronounced maroon. and i’m clearly white. eleanor did say she thought you were back on the drugs... guess we solved that mystery!”

         "Bring that here!"

“ok daddy.”

        "I wish you’d never been born!"

“um, everything happens for a reason, maroon.”

          "I bought ice cream!"

"give me some or i will kill you.”

       "Piss off!"

“is that language necessary? all you had to do was ask. i’d rather wait outside in the snow anyway. goodbye.”

        "Jump off a bridge!"

romy ripped the cork screw from their christmas bottle of wine and stabbed aiakos in the throat. without telling her friends in the other room, she dragged his body out and into her truck. together, they drove to putney bridge and threw his dead body into the water. “you first.” then, she followed in the style of blood bros.

[lilromy-blog]

FUK anon ;) romy aesthetic: wool sweaters, vanilla frappuccinos with extra whipped cream, dancing in towels after shower, fairy lights, shirley temples, pop music at sleepovers, feather duvets, singing into the hairbrush, clean laundry, peonies

he knows me so well. i told you he loved me @fvkeleanor @scveferris

[lilromy-blog]

12-34 even numbers :D

12:Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

yes, i have! one time, i was waiting for ferret to reply to my messages... i was trying to make plans. he was so busy, he replied four days later! i stayed awake, sitting on el’s couch that entire time!

14:Do you miss someone?

heck no! all my friends are [ jesse vc ] right where i want them!

16:How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

lucky. lucky to be here.

18:Are you scared of spiders?

unfortunately, i am. i know... it’s 2016, there is NO excuse for discrimination! but they just frighten me, because i can’t communicate with them. 

20:Where was the last place you snogged someone?

i would never do that. i’m not a snob.

22:Do you want to have kids? How many?

anywhere between four and twelve!

24:What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

art! however, i am very talented and good at everything.

26:What are you craving right now?

a big fat steak!

28:Have you ever been cheated on?

last night, eleanor cheated on me in monopoly. i totally would have won.

30:What’s irritating you right now?

a boy.

32:What is your favourite color?

pink, purple, yellow, blue and silver!

34:Who/what was your last dream about?

it was so inappropriate! i was presenting at the oscars and i said the f word!

[lilromy-blog]

Hey I'm Romy and I love Ferret, Jesse McCartney, death, and dying :) !

well, i am romy! i do love ferret and jesse! but... i also like being alive and living! so, sorry! 3/10!

[scveferris]

✆ ✉ ☎ ⁇ ø ✘ bith

Send “✆” for a morning text. 

good morning. any reason why i just woke up with ur nasty ass hipster boot in my sink???????

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. 

i fear the day i’ll be woken up by the news of you overdosing. 

Send “☎” for a rushed text. 

hurry tf up i can’t keep stalling this bitch much longer jfc 

Send “⁇” for a drunk text. 

miss ur mermaid pussy gnight

Send “ø” for a late night text.

i keep thinking about the significance of mermaid pussy. will you ever enlighten me? will you ever speak about it? will we ever have that conversation? will i ever know? does it even hold any meaning? what does that even taste like? wait is it meant to be the basic stereotype of how vaginas would taste and/or smell like made up by obviously a white teenage boy? if so, how clever. please reply to this i’m not high by the way, just genuinely wondering. 

Send “✘” for a hateful text. 

why the fuck is your dick my screensaver jesus fucking christ i hate 

[wtfjuniper]

✆ ✉ ☎ ⁇ ø ✘ >:)

i fucking hate

Send “✆” for a morning text.

“ i left aspirin on your bedside table. had to leave. sorry. ”

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

“ i actually really fucking hate myself for doing what i do to you, y’know that? fuck, of course you don’t know that. you think i’m a spiteful bitch that’s a good lay, don’t you? uuuuughhhh. ”

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

“ tonight? mine? need you.  ”

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

“ come dance, doll. no one here tonight is as good as you. ”

Send “ø” for a late night text.

“ do you hate me? ”

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

“ you’re such a fucking loser. it’s not that hard to stay sober, asshole. it isn’t my fucking fault you relapsed, you chose to do it with me. ”

[indxana-blog]

✆✉☎⁇ø✘ haha(:

send “✆” for a morning text. 

‘ morning! how was your night with i don’t even remember her name?? ’

send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. 

‘ we’ve known each other for years and now i’m helping you win girls. did you like never notice me at least once ’

send “☎” for a rushed text. 

‘ AIAKOS FORGET ABOUT THAT GIRL FROM YESTERDYA Shes in my fuckin art class!!!! ’

send “⁇” for a drunk text. 

‘ hey so like i got personality and shit can’t i just help you win me ’

send “ø” for a late night text.

‘ jfc. i’ve got a test tomorrow i’m not in the mood for clubbing ’

send “✘” for a hateful text.

‘ why am i still helping you out you’re my best friend’s ex ’