#aib incorrect quotes

[frightnightindustries]

Kuina: Want to hear a hard riddle? Tatta: Sure. Kuina: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll? Tatta: ...down? Kuina: N- Niragi: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then. Kuina: Kuina: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

[your-sweet-cookies]

Chishiya: Niragi made me mad so I poured gasoline under his truck and watched him poke at it and try to find where the leak was. Niragi, covered in oil and grime from crawling under his truck and going through the engine for four hours: YOU DID WHAT?!

[whalyrae]

Chishiya : Y/N and I are no longer dating. Arisu : ??? Kuina : ??? Ann : what. Y/N : ... Chishiya... that's a horrible way to say that we're getting married.

[your-sweet-cookies]

Takeru: I was arrested for being too cool.

Aguni: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[your-sweet-cookies]

Kuina: I cannot believe you right now, Chishiya Shuntaro!

Chishiya: But my love-

Kuina: No! Don't you dare call me that after what you just did.

Chishiya, sighing: Fine, I'll leave. I'm sorry.

Kuina, watching as Chishiya leaves the dorm room: Good.

Ann: What did he do now?

Kuina, tearing up: I placed my minecraft bed next to his and he moved his away from mine.

Ann: I'm so done with you two.

[your-sweet-cookies]

Chishiya: Here's a list of all the people I care about. *Points at a blank paper*

Arisu: But there's nothing on there...

Chishiya: Take the hint.

[shunchitaro]

AIB Incorrect Quotes

TW: blood, amputation Chishiya: Not to pressure you but I’m about to kill you for the umpteenth time today Niragi: You know what you do you I don’t know why you even bother. Kuina: Don’t be flattered Niragi he just wants to test his new DIY weapon on you Niragi: Yeah I figured

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Tatta: If you were to meet a face card, what would you do? Mira: Drive them crazy until they kill themselves Ann: Dissect them. Alive. Chishiya: DIY, easy Kuina: Drop kick them and twist their neck Niragi: empty my bullets down their intestine Ann: How about you Tatta? Tatta: Tatta: ..hit them with a mop? Are you guys okay? Do I need to get you therapy?

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*Tatta leaning on a shipping container, holding his bleeding amputated wrist* Arisu, panicking: T-tatta! I- uh, do you need a hand? Tatta, half offended: I could really use one, yeah.

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Usagi, frustrated with Niragi: Imagine being unable to die. Even hell doesn’t want you Niragi, also annoyed: Imagine falling in love with someone that has a girl’s name when translated to English Arisu, overhearing: Say that one more time and I’ll shove you down a rabbit hole myself. Niragi: Oh I’m sorry Alice, did I offend you?

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*Niragi standing awkwardly outside the hotel after being burnt to a crisp more than once* Aguni: What are you doing here Niragi: Resignation Chishiya: What, hell got too overwhelming for you? Niragi: Actually no hell sent me here, they couldn’t handle me.

[misty-doodles]

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