#aimi itachi

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Riko: Maruko had the best eyebrows in town back in her day. Isn’t that right, Aimi?

Aimi: I’ve no time for Maruko. The woman abandoned her own daughter, Riko. She always was one cold, self-serving, wee madam

Riko: I’m not talking about her. I’m talking about her eyebrows. Maruko and her eyebrows are two separate entities.

Aimi: All right, don’t be getting worked up-

Riko, visibly distressed: I just think you should be able to compliment a woman’s eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it.

Aimi, admittedly: Fine! Her eyebrows were exceptional.

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Riko: My crotch is itchy.

[Aimi and Kimi groan in disgust]

Aimi: Okay, are you telling me as my wife, or as my cuddle buddy?

Riko: Um, as...

Aimi: Because my cuddle buddy would never tell me that.

Riko: Oh.

Aimi: Also, my wife should probably not say anything like that to me. Tell her, tell your daughter.