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Jasper: *playing out of tune shamisen*

Gackt: You take requests?

Jasper: Sure.

Gackt: Please stop.

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Dear Mr. Camui characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Jasper: I remember being twelve and thinking "Don't look at me or I'll kill myself."

May: Brush your teeth. Now BOOM, orange juice! That's life!

Gackt: I quit drinking 'cause I used to drink too much, and then I would black out and "ruin parties."

LaTanya: In high school, people were like, "What are your top three colleges?" I was like, "Top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the tail-light by now."

Ollie: I've been keeping my ears open and it seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. I try to stay optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Hiromi: "Hahaha! Look at that high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips!" And I'm like "NO! THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!"

Gakuko: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

Ms. Amano: You know those days where you're just like, "This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird."

Kimi: Alright! I am too blessed to be stressed! Let's do it!

Kaicho: My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you."