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Vote Kim Kardashian for Mayor of Glendale, CA.

Kim Kardashian, one of the most popular reality television stars is going to run for none other than the mayor of Glendale, CA. The beautiful Armenian is not only an outstanding actress, or a wonderful wife, or a great singer, but she is also a successful business woman. But, does she have what it takes to run a city? She was recently spotted from an outing with her younger sister, Khloe Kardashian, another successful and famous reality television star, conversing on her hopes to not be America’s next top model but the next mayor of Glendale, California.

“Noelle [Keshishian] is going to head my campaign, but it's going to be in five years," Kim Kardashian says. "I have to buy a house there [because] you have to have residency…Noelle and I are looking into all the requirements and she's going to help me with my campaign, because it's like Armenian town. I need to wait, like, five years."

Not only does she have knowledge of the process of becoming a mayor, but she also has faith in her Armenian town, where not 75% of the town’s population is Armenian but yes, 25% of Glendale, California consists of Armenians.

Ms. Kardashian always has many goals for the future, like getting famous. She started out as Paris Hilton’s best friend, where she followed in her bff’s footsteps of leaking an intimate tape. Not only did she get insanely famous from that ‘accident’ but she’s also famous for having her whole family star in a reality TV show, ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’. She’s known for doing anything she wants, like having: a fragrance, a clothing line, two reality shows and a diet pill product. She’s pretty much done it all. Her whole life has been on camera for a long time now and that already makes her the best woman alive.

Sources tell our newspaper that she was inspired by a drive by of Dallas Ross Perot Musuem where she became convinced that her ethnicity will offer her a big boost when it comes to elections. Her rep confirms her aspirations by also stating, “Kim has always looked for opportunities to grow and also do what she can to help support the Armenian community…She's learning more about the ways in which she can help to do her part to make a difference in the community.” Glendale being a huge Armenian community, you already know they’ll be eager to support and praise Kim when she runs for mayor. Kardashian is willing to help her fellow Armenians rather than picking up more ratings. Who wouldn’t take a woman who was married for 72 days seriously?

Not only did she aspire to be a well-known and successful business woman, but she’s also aiming for a political future ahead of her. This girl has some true dreams. She’s already taken over reality TV, magazines, and retail stores, so why not take over a city? If her dad was a lawyer, then she sure has the ability to run for mayor. Like, she’s already famous so why not add ‘mayor of Glendale, California’ onto her resume? If Arnold Schwarzenegger can do it, Kim Kardashian can do it too.