Aug 15, 2024
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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for
a decade later and they are still side-eyeing the shit out of everybody together
two weeks notice || MV1
summary: She’s given him her all, keeping his life on schedule without complaint, but now it’s her turn to shake things up. She's leaving him in just two weeks.
content warnings: max being not a great boss
word count: 2.5k
pairing: max verstappen x assistant!reader
SERIES: my dear assistant || may be confusing if read as a standalone one-shot!
a/n: ITS HEREEEE! nawr because i had so much fun writing this like im ACTUALLY so stupid super excited for this series
Max, I love you. I’m your biggest fan, please send me—
You sighed, dragging the email into the trash. “Seriously, he needs to take his business email out of his Instagram bio,” you muttered under your breath.
Mornings always looked the same. Blue light glasses perched on your nose, emotional support blanket wrapped around your shoulders, laptop balanced on your knees. Max’s inbox was the most consistent thing in your life. You’d learned early on that it was faster to just keep it bookmarked—front and center—ready for whatever chaos awaited overnight.
Your fingers tapped next again and again, skimming the latest flood of messages that had piled up while you were asleep. Most of them weren’t worth your time, fan mail begging for signed driver cards, free merch, or worse, his phone number.
Filtering through that mess was easily your least favorite part of the job. Max was perfectly capable of checking his own emails, eventually. But every morning, before he even woke up, it was your job to make sure his inbox looked spotless.
Your phone alarm blared suddenly, cutting through the quiet. You glanced at the clock: 7 a.m. sharp. Another sigh. You closed the laptop, tucked it under your arm, and pushed the blanket off your legs before heading to the door.
Your studio apartment in Monaco wasn’t exactly the dream. Max had requested—more like insisted—that you move closer six months into the job. And when Max requested something, there was rarely an option to say no.
Keys in hand, you slipped downstairs and slid into your car. You turned on the seat warmer, for the passenger side, of course, stopped by the convenience store for a Red Bull, and headed toward Max’s luxurious penthouse to pick him up for the gym.
Just like you did every day.
You pulled up to the curb and picked up your phone. The Here. text was practically muscle memory by now. Short, simple, and the same every morning. Max, your mom, and your best friend back home were the only pinned chats at the top of your messages.
You reached across the passenger seat to test the warmth of the cushion. Warm, but not too warm. You quickly shut off the heater, he always complained if it got left on too long. You switched your music over to light instrumentals, low enough to fade into the background while you drove him between commitments.
Everything you did ran like clockwork now, fine-tuned around his habits. You knew what he liked, what he couldn’t stand, and every tiny detail in between. It wasn’t efficiency so much as self-preservation—every well-timed adjustment kept you safe from one of his early-morning lectures.
It didn’t take long before he appeared at your car door, opening it with practiced ease and sliding into the passenger seat. You reached for the Red Bull waiting in the cupholder, popped it open with one hand, and passed it to him. He took it without looking, as usual.
“What’s planned for today after the gym?” he asked, taking a sip before setting it down, halfway on the console, halfway in the cupholder like he owned the car himself.
“You’ve got two video shoots—one for ORB, one for Ford—lunch with your dad, social shoots for ORB, dinner with investors, then you’re free for the night.”
“What about paddle?”
“What about paddle?” you echoed, glancing over at him.
“Lando and I made plans to play before lunch.”
“Max, did you tell anyone about these plans?”
“No, but you know I don’t like my schedule so tight.”
You exhaled through your nose, already bracing for the rest of the day. “Max, those things have been on the calendar for months. You can’t keep making plans during work hours.”
You eased the car to a stop in front of the gym.
He pointed to the clock on your dashboard before stepping out. “Looks like you have an hour to fix it. Don’t cancel on Lando or Dad.”
The door shut harder than necessary, and you winced.
You muttered a few quiet expletives, then let out a breathy laugh. “Unbelievable. I don’t even make his schedule.”
Pulling out your phone, you dialed the Red Bull comms manager.
“No, no, I understand. Thank you anyway, he’ll be there for sure.”
You hung up and leaned your head against the headrest, groaning at the clock. 15 minutes left to fix this.
“I was on such a good streak of him not yelling at me,” you said to yourself, scrolling through your contacts. There was one more person you could try.
You tapped on Lando Norris. You’d only gotten his number because you’d once needed help getting a very drunk Max into his apartment. Still, it was worth a shot.
To your surprise, he answered after two rings.
“Hello?”
“Lando? This is Max’s—”
“Right-hand man, yeah, I know,” he said with a laugh. “Everything okay?”
“Uh, yeah. Just checking, are you supposed to be playing paddle with Max before lunch?”
“Yes? Why, what’s up?”
“Nothing’s wrong. I was just wondering if there’s any chance you could move it to later in the day? He’s got back-to-back shoots, and he didn’t mention it to anyone.”
“Just texted him. Will eight o’clock work, you think?”
You blinked. Honestly, speechless over how easy that was. “Uh, yeah. That’s perfect, actually. Thank you so much.”
“No problem. I know how he can be,” he said before hanging up.
By the time the clock hit 8, Max walked out of the gym, hair damp, phone in hand, same as he did every day.
“You got lucky,” he said, sliding into the seat. “Lando texted me and said he needed to move paddle.”
You only nodded, keeping your eyes on the road.
“Don’t let them schedule things that close together again,” he added.
You wanted to remind him that you didn’t handle his scheduling. You wanted to remind him how out of the many things you did quietly manage for him every single day, that was the one thing you did not have to worry about.
But you didn’t. You never did.
“I’ll make a note of that,” you said, instead, shifting the car into gear and pulling out toward his first commitment of the day.
Despite Max being a royal pain in your ass, he was never that to anyone else. Always polite, always charming, always perfectly composed. He smiled for the cameras, thanked every crew member, and acted like he hadn’t just handed you a scheduling disaster two hours ago.
The first shoot ran over, naturally. You stood just off set, answering texts and calls from PR and the comms team while keeping one eye on him. He looked like he was born for this. For all of the bright lights, cameras, the constant hum of attention. You, on the other hand, were apparently born for crisis control.
“His outfit for the Ford shoot hasn’t arrived yet, he told us to tell you. That you would fix it” the stylist whispered urgently, rushing over to you.
You pinched the bridge of your nose. “Of course he did.”
Five minutes later, you were sprinting across the parking lot, car keys in hand, off to pick up the missing garment yourself. When you returned, slightly winded, Max didn’t even blink before reaching for the clothes as if they’d been there all along.
Between shoots, you handed him a towel, a protein bar, a fresh Red Bull, all without a word. He didn’t thank you, but he took them like he always did.
By the time you both got back in the car, your phone was buzzing nonstop. PR wanted confirmation on his post-shoot interview slot, his dad’s assistant was trying to move lunch, and the Red Bull team wanted to push up his next event by fifteen minutes. You were juggling it all while merging into Monaco traffic.
“You know,” Max said casually from the passenger seat, scrolling through his phone, “they should really hire someone to handle my scheduling.”
You turned your head just enough to glare at him before refocusing on the road. “Yeah. Imagine that.”
He didn’t even look up, but you caught the faintest smirk tugging at his lips.
After the investors' dinner, you barely had time to breathe before heading to the paddle courts. The sun was dipping just enough to turn the sky gold, the city still buzzing around you. Max adjusted his sunglasses, scrolling through his texts.
“Lando’s already there,” he said. “Don’t make me late.”
When you pulled into the lot, you spotted Lando immediately, leaning against the fence, grinning and giving you both an excited wave.
“Made it on time?” Lando called out as Max stepped out of the car, looking down at his watch. “That’s a first.”
You stayed in the car while the boys talked to each other, your phone in hand, already drafting an email about tomorrow’s rescheduled shoot, hoping to get around an ‘overloaded’ schedule early.
Max grabbed his paddle bag from your backseat and tossed you a look. “You’re staying, right?”
You raised an eyebrow without looking up from your phone. “In case you forget how to hold a paddle?”
He rolled his eyes. “In case I need something.” You sighed and turned the car off. Because of course you were going to stay. You always did.
You followed the boys onto the courts, taking up space on the bench you always sat on when you stayed at the courts.
“I’m going to change,” Max said, disappearing into the changing rooms.
Lando’s eyes flicked to you. “You know, I don’t know how you manage him all day. Honestly. You’re like, superhero-level organized.”
You blinked, unsure whether to laugh or groan. “It’s mostly endurance and Red Bull,” you said dryly.
“No, seriously,” he said, stepping closer. “I’d pay double whatever he pays you to work for me. Two million a year?”
You physically coughed at the number out of pure surprise. Two million a year. That was way more than double what Max paid you. That was more than enough to finally get at least a one-bedroom apartment and not a studio. Your first instinct was to say yes, right here, right now. But before the words could escape, the changing room door swung open.
“Ready?!” Max called from inside.
You blinked. He always seemed to have perfect timing. You laughed quietly, shaking your head. Of course he had to come out right now.
Max strutted onto the court, towel over his shoulders, still scrolling on his phone. Lando picked up a paddle, grinning at him. “Ready to lose?”
“You’re on,” Max shot back, smirking.
By the time the match ended, Max had disappeared to the bathroom once again to change. Lando turned to you, leaning on the fence. “So, you’re thinking about my offer, right? I was being serious.”
You hesitated for a second, then nodded. “Yes, I will take your offer.”
“Wait—think about it for a few days,” Lando said, raising an eyebrow.
“I’ve already made up my mind,” you said, a small smile tugging at your lips. “I’ll give Max two weeks. Enough time to find someone else, train them, make sure he doesn’t completely implode on them.”
Lando laughed, shaking his head. “That’s actually impressive. Most people would just bolt. You’re solid.”
“I’m loyal,” you said lightly. “And apparently crazy.”
He grinned. “Fair enough. Well, still think it over anyway. You never know.”
You shook your head. “Nope. I’ve thought it through. Two weeks, then the new job starts.”
And just like that, the decision was made, but you knew the next two weeks promised to be very interesting.
When Max reemerged, you instinctively packed up his gear while him and Lando continued to talk and tease each other. By the time you both slid back into the car, the sky had deepened into a dark navy, and streetlights stretched across the Monaco streets. Max leaned back in the seat, stretching his arms, and within minutes, his head lolled slightly to the side. He had always had a habit of dozing off if you were driving at night.
You drove in silence, the hum of the engine filling the space, enjoying the rare moments of calm after a day of chaos. Your phone buzzed on your lap. Your mom. You hadn’t spoken to her in a few days. Max’s packed schedule had left barely a moment for your own life.
You hesitated, glancing at the sleeping figure beside you. Then, carefully, you answered. “Hi, Mom,” you whispered, keeping your voice low.
“Finally! I’ve been trying to reach you. Are you okay? How’s everything?” Her voice was warm and familiar.
You smiled faintly, pressing the phone closer. “I’m fine, just, busy,” you said quietly, glancing at Max, who stirred slightly but didn’t open his eyes. “I just wanted to talk for a minute.”
“Of course, I just—”
Before you could finish, Max’s head lifted, blinking sleepily, irritation creeping into his voice. “You couldn’t wait until I’m back home?”
You muttered an apology to your mom before quickly hitting the end call button. Something inside you snapped. The two years of constant juggling and reworking his schedules, waiting on him hand and foot, managing his quirks, keeping every moving part in line, it all suddenly felt too heavy to carry in silence.
“I’m leaving, Max! I’m actually leaving this job!” you said, louder than you intended, voice carrying in the quiet car.
Max froze, eyes wide with shock. “What do you mean? You can’t do that?” he said slowly, his voice catching in disbelief.
“Yes, I can,” you said, forcing calm into your voice, but letting a hint of frustration bleed through. “Look, I’m giving you two weeks. Two weeks to help you find someone else, train them, and hopefully make sure you don’t completely scare them off.”
He went quiet. You could feel the tension in the car surge. It was so thick you swore you could physically feel it. For a moment, it was just the hum of the engine and your own heartbeat.
You tried to gauge his reaction, and for the first time all day, or maybe for as long as you had known him, you couldn’t. There was no playful smirk, no teasing remark, no nostrils flaring, no raised eyebrow, no eye roll. Just quiet.
“I—” he started, then stopped, shaking his head, sighing further into the seat.
You softened slightly, leaning back in your seat, too. “Max, I’ve thought about this for a long time. I like keeping things running smoothly for you, I like knowing everything is under control, but I need to look out for myself, too. And yes, the timing isn’t perfect, but I’m going to try my best to make this transition easier for you.”
He finally exhaled, running a hand over his face, and the silence stretched again. The weight of your words hung between you.
You finally pulled up in front of his penthouse, engine idling. Max didn’t say anything, didn’t even glance at you. He opened his door and stepped out, shoulders stiff. You watched him go inside without another word.
You sat there for a second, staring at the blinking streetlight outside of his apartment that he always commented on. Two weeks. That’s all he had before the world you’d kept running for him would start to shift, before he’d have to face just how indispensable you really were.
You took a deep breath, bracing yourself. Two weeks. Enough time to help him adjust, but not enough to undo the decision you had already made.
yuki driving the toxic yaoi car all of a sudden what the hell SURE
Max Verstappen as lion Sylvanian baby 🦁
Basically sprint of today:
Internet Princess - MV33
Max Verstappen x Gen z!Reader
summary: a sneak peek into max's relathionship with his gen z girlfriend who reminds him that he's actually in his 20s
(i love the idea of max being silly)
📍Zandvoort
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maxverstappen1 finally 🧡
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user she’s one of us for real 😂
user this is about to be the most entertaining season ever
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maxverstappen1 Focused.
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yourusername it’s giving serious. it’s giving purpose. it’s giving… walk.
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lando the aura framing shots 😮💨
↳ maxverstappen1 the what?
charles_leclerc intense stare level 100
yourbff nah this is straight out of a sports documentary trailer
georgerussell63 focused or just pretending he can’t hear lando talking
f1 pov: you're in a aura framing competition but your oponent is max verstappent
user nah bc why does this pic feel like he’s about to drop an album
user ate and left no crumbs
user he really said “don’t talk to me i’m busy winning”
user the way his gf is unserious in the comments 💀
↳ user WAG of the year for real 😂
user focused… on yn maybe 👀
user the chokehold this man has on the grid and the fans alike 😮💨
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yourusername don’t worry guys, the girlfriend effect is getting to him
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maxverstappen1 I don’t even know what that means.
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user girlfriend effect is real. i’ve been saying this.
↳ yourusername the people needed proof 😌
charles_leclerc never thought I’d see max on tiktok 💀
↳ yourusername i forced him, don’t worry ↳ maxverstappen1 I agreed voluntarily. ↳ yourusername babe you did NOT
lando nah this is dangerous, he’s gonna out-tiktok us all
↳ yourusername don’t give him ideas pls
redbullracing official wag influence spotted 👀
georgerussell63 who knew the way to tame max was tik tok filters
yourbff i'd too do anything you say hot stuff🔥🔥🔥
f1 this is groundbreaking content
user no bc seeing max do a tiktok is actually life changing
user i don’t care who wins the race, i care about this couple’s content
user i’m convinced she has him wrapped around her finger and honestly i support it
user imagine explaining to 2021 max verstappen that in 2025 he’d be doing tiktoks for his gf 😭
user “don’t worry guys” girl WE ARE WORRIED
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yourusername some of you bitches are saying i only post about max, so i will give you more to complain about
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maxverstappen1 You could post about something else, you know.
↳ yourusername literally no i can’t 🫶 ↳ maxverstappen1 fair.
danielricciardo the max verstappen starter pack 😂
alexandrasaintmleux obsessed gf behavior, we love to see it
iamrebeccad nah bc you’re hilarious please never change
lando man’s not even your boyfriend anymore, he’s your brand 💀
↳ yourusername jealous? ↳ lando a little yeah
redbullracing our marketing team is screaming rn
charles_leclerc alexandrasaintmleux promise me you'll always stay normal
yourbff you’re doing god’s work bestie 🙏
f1 content manager of the year award goes to you 👏
georgerussell63 the dedication to the bit is unreal
user no bc she’s actually unhinged and i’m here for it
user pls never stop posting max in pink it’s so personal to me
user wag of the century behavior
user she said “you think i’m annoying? let me double down”
user every time she posts i feel like we’re all in a group chat together
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maxverstappen1 My girlfriend said i’m entering my babygirl arc. I don’t know what that means but I like it
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yourusername 😵💫🫶💅
↳ maxverstappen1 You created this monster. ↳ yourusername and i’ll do it again 💋
danielricciardo you’re done bro
↳ yourusername he’s just getting started 😌
lando he’s been REPROGRAMMED
↳ maxverstappen1 It’s called character development.
charles_leclerc it’s giving submission
↳ yourusername you would know 👀
redbullracing babygirl verstappen era unlocked 🗝️
georgerussell63 never thought i’d read “babygirl” and “max” in the same sentence but here we are
user she has him wrapped around her finger and it’s iconic
yourbff nah this caption actually killed me 💀
user from champion to babygirl, what a timeline
user no bc max typing this out with a straight face is so funny to me
user he’s not even embarrassed…
user wag of the YEAR for introducing this vocabulary into his life
user he said “idk what it means” like sir it means WE WIN
user the chokehold she has on him is insane and i respect it
user imagine 2021 max hearing himself say “babygirl arc” 😭
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yourusername slowly but surely turning the lion into a pink princess 👸 view all comments:
user i just know they have toxic sexts in emojis
↳ yourusername not toxic if it’s love xoxo ↳ maxverstappen1 stop.
maxverstappen1 I am not a princess.
↳ yourusername you literally wore pink yesterday. ↳ maxverstappen1 That doesn’t mean anything. ↳ yourusername it means EVERYTHING 💅
redbullracing pink lion supremacy 🦁💖
gabrielbortoleto honestly i support this rebrand
charles_leclerc the daddy bracelet, i want to rip my eyes off
lando man’s about to start racing with glitter on his helmet
redbullracing if he asks us for a pink suit we know who to blame 👀
↳ yourusername pls do it i’m begging
user she’s powerful for this 😌
user imagine being able to make MAX VERSTAPPEN wear a bracelet that says daddy on it
user red bull needs to do a pink special edition can immediately
user he tries to act serious but u just KNOW he lets her paint his nails
user i fear she has too much power and i love it
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yourusername does anyone knows who that max verstappen guy is? i think he likes me but idk
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user i looooove when she's there with him 🥰
user max be careful she'll destroy the car
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user can max technically get fined for yn's actions?
↳ user well, fia surely might create a rule just because of her
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user max is always so happy when she's with him😭😭😭
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lando if she gets banned from the paddock i’m taking her pass
↳ yourusername lando that’s literally not how it works
↳ lando i’ll make it work.
↳ maxverstappen1 no you won’t.
charles_leclerc yn is honestly the only person who scares max
↳ yourusername you’re just mad bc i also scare you
↳ charles_leclerc …true.
user i need a reality show with yn, max, and the fia social media manager
user she’s the true world champion
user every time she comments i hear the fia screaming in the distance
danielricciardo pls keep going this is the best entertainment on the grid
↳ redbullracing daniel you’re not helping
↳ danielricciardo i never said i was trying
user the boo 🍅🍅🍅 ended me LMAOOO
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Maxverstappen1 Good weekend.🤠🤭💩 view all comments: yourusername the third pic was unnecessary 😤
↳ maxverstappen1 you look beautiful as always😍
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↳ yourusername my daddy 🤭
↳ user BYEEEEE
lando max posting like a 16 year old girl on holiday pls stop
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↳ lando impossible.
charles_leclerc what is the cowboy emoji doing here 💀
↳ danielricciardo he’s embracing yeehaw culture
↳ user max verstappen bull riding when??
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↳ yourusername professional liars maybe
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user the “girl…” reply took me OUT LMAOOO
user no bc yn calling him daddy IN PUBLIC?? fearless queen
oscarpiastri i’m just gonna pretend i didn’t read that
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user this man wins races and still posts like he just discovered emojis
josverstappen do not say “daddy” in the comments section again.
↳ yourusername cry about it
↳ user LMAOOO SHE’S UNTOUCHABLE
📍Monaco
liked by maxverstappen1, lilyzneimer, olliebearman and 630,327 others yourusername he’s so babygirl coded it hurts
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charles_leclerc i am afraid
↳ yourusername u should be
lando don’t call max babygirl please i can’t handle this information
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↳ maxverstappen1 what does that even mean??
↳ danielricciardo just accept it mate you’re babygirl now 💅
user finally someone said it out loud 😭
user no bc yn calling max babygirl is my roman empire
olliebearman i didn’t think i’d read the words “max” and “babygirl” in the same sentence today
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user max “babygirl” verstappen clears every man alive actually
georgerussell63 respectfully… he is not babygirl coded
↳ yourusername respectfully… ur wrong
↳ user george is just jealous he isn’t babygirl coded
fia please do not call drivers “babygirl coded” in official spaces
↳ yourusername block me then 🙄
↳ user FIA vs yn is my favorite rivalry
danielricciardo i give it 2 weeks before he starts using the word himself
↳ maxverstappen1 never.
↳ yourusername babygirl denial arc 😏
user max being terrified of a nickname is peak babygirl behavior
📍Barcelona
liked by yourusername, lando, redbullracing and 4,388,847 others Maxverstappen1 😵💫
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danielricciardo i need you to stop emoji posting
↳ maxverstappen1 no
yourusername he’s so dramatic for no reason 🙄
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↳ yourusername thank u 🥰
lando bro’s speaking fluent emoji atp 💀
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↳ yourusername let him cook 🔥
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↳ charles_leclerc what is riz?
↳ lando pls someone save this man
user posting like a 2012 tumblr girl i love it
redbullracing max pls post something captionable
↳ yourusername i’ll caption it: “babygirl coded”
↳ redbullracing you’re banned.
user the “no” reply is so HIM it hurts
user no thoughts just emojis
fia max please use words, emojis don’t count as official statements
↳ yourusername cry harder 😘
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maxverstappen1 when did you make that frame of me?
↳ yourusername this morning while you were playing padel🥰
↳ maxverstappen1 i’m confiscating that.
↳ yourusername try me.
lando someone ban her from instagram 😭😭😭
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↳ maxverstappen1 STOP encouraging her.
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↳ danielricciardo blocked.
charles_leclerc how do i delete this from my feed?
↳ yourusername u can’t babygirl 😘
↳ user CHARLES CALLED BABYGIRL AGAIN HELP
georgerussell63 i think we should regulate this kind of content
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↳ user SHE PULLED THE FLAG BYE
user the shirt is sending me pls she’s unhinged
user girl is living every fan’s dream LMAOO
user max looks like the 😵💫 emoji irl and she knows it
redbullracing yn can we PLEASE control the brand image
↳ yourusername ur welcome for the free promo 💋
↳ danielricciardo this is good promo tbh
↳ redbullracing not from you too daniel.
lilymhe no bc this is iconic behavior 👏
olliebearman actually insane 😭
↳ yourusername u haven’t even seen the drafts folder yet.
user max dating his own biggest fan is my favorite storyline
user FIA vs YN vs Red Bull PR is the holy trinity of F1
user the “🧍♂️” emoji is so personal HELP
oscarpiastri i am uncomfortable
↳ yourusername good
user no bc she’s a menace but she’s OUR menace
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liked by f1, skysportsf1, yourusername and 6,200,488 others maxverstappen1 entering my slay era
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lando he’s lost
↳ yourusername no he’s found… in his slay era 💅
↳ maxverstappen1 thank u schatje 🥰
danielricciardo i’ve been waiting for this day 😭 the real hot girl summer begins
↳ yourusername daniel gets it
↳ maxverstappen1 tate mcrae said just keep watching but i'll just keep slaying
↳ yourusername wait max i'm shook-
charles_leclerc what is going on????
↳ yourusername get used to it babygirl
↳ user NOT HER CALLING CHARLES BABYGIRL IN PUBLIC AGAIN 😭😭😭
georgerussell63 i think we should all calm down
↳ yourusername jealous he’s not in his slay era 😏
↳ lando george has never slayed a day in his life
↳ georgerussell63 this is cyberbullying.
fia please do not use the term “slay era” in official posts.
↳ yourusername oh no the fun police is here
↳ user YN VS FIA ROUND 327 💀
user NOOOO max saying “slay era” has broken me
user he’s literally the 🧍 emoji trying to slay i’m obsessed
user imagine winning 4 championships and learning gen z slang because of your girlfriend
redbullracing we do not officially recognize the term “slay era”
↳ danielricciardo i do.
↳ user DANIEL SUPPORTING THE CHAOS AS ALWAYS
pierregasly i’m so here for this
user max “slay verstappen” clears every man alive
liked by maxverstappen1, iamrebeccad, carlossainz55 and 399,555 others yourusername he lets me order his matcha now 🫶
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maxverstappen1 because you literally threatened the barista last time.
↳ yourusername i was being assertive 🥰
user max drinking matcha is my villain origin story
↳ yourusername villain? babes i'm doing y'all a favor
↳ danielricciardo no because you’ve changed him
↳ maxverstappen1 changed for the better 🤭
lando he’s gone soft
↳ yourusername he’s gone babygirl.
carlossainz55 this explains why he’s suddenly more zen in briefings 😂
↳ maxverstappen1 it’s not zen it’s caffeine.
↳ yourusername it’s love actually.
charles_leclerc is matcha good?? i never tried it
↳ yourusername don’t worry charles i’ll order yours too
↳ charles_leclerc thank you!
fia yn please stop intimidating hospitality staff
↳ yourusername i will intimidate you ✨
↳ user SHE’S UNTOUCHABLE HELP
redbullracing at this point we’re just glad it's not drugs
user no bc yn ordering max’s matcha is the ultimate WAG power move
user every time she comments it’s free entertainment i love her
lilymhe obsessed with this actually.
user “he lets me” SHE OWNS HIM FR
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maxverstappen1 This is how I get prep if you're wondering
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yourusername PREP? you mean, like… slay prep? 😏
↳ maxverstappen1 yes schatje, fully. no cap.
↳ yourusername ohhhhhh 😵💫 i see you flexing the vocabulary too now
lando he’s lost, officially.
↳ oscarpiastri he’s like a toddler on tik tok😭
↳ yourusername 🤭
user max learning gen z slang is the content i didn’t ask for but needed
↳ yourusername fr 🫶
charles_leclerc what does “no cap” even mean 😭
↳ yourusername it means “not lying” charles. keep up 😏
↳ maxverstappen1 facts
↳ user he’s literally trying to be a tiktok teen again help me
georgerussell63 this is… concerning
↳ yourusername george get with the times or be left behind 💅
user “fully. no cap.” has me dead LMAOOO
redbullracing can someone PLEASE brief him on professional communication
↳ maxverstappen1 fr fr i know 😌
↳ user fr fr = big brain max vocabulary expansion
user i cannot cope he’s actually doing it
user this post is literally chaotic perfection
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yourusername i can't even be funny right now cause max won and i just wanna eat him
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maxverstappen1 slow down sugar i'm diabetic.
↳ yourusername swkssidjoijdcn MAX
↳ maxverstappen1 we're in so much trouble
lando he’s officially in danger.
↳ yourusername he’s been in danger since day 1 🤭
user wait so she literally wants to eat him?
↳ user i don't think she means it literally😭
charles_leclerc every time i see yn posted my heart skips a beat
↳ yourusername good, fear is healthy 😘
georgerussell63 this is why i can’t scroll calmly anymore
↳ user george’s pain is my entertainment 🫡
lewishamilton someone explain the eating thing please
↳ yourusername it’s a metaphor lewis 😏
↳ user sure it is wink wink
redbullracing yn pls, this is… a lot.
↳ yourusername ur welcome💋
alexandrasaintmleux iconically unhinged 😭
user max winning + yn wanting to eat him = content of the century
user the “just wanna eat him” took me out LMAOO
oscarpiastri …i’m uncomfortable but also intrigued
↳ yourusername 😏
user max literally can’t escape 😭😭😭
fia miss yn, do not post sexually suggestive content about drivers
↳ yourusername bitch i can get worse this was me being tame😘
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maxverstappen1 chat this is life back home
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yourusername you look schizophrenic on the first one
↳ maxverstappen1 wow ok… rude.
↳ yourusername no bc like why are you staring like that?
lando chat, you're a dumb silly in love boi
↳ yourusername awww that is the nicest thing you've ever said to him 😌
maxverstappen1 now that i'm looking at it... you're right i do look weird 😂
↳ yourusername but still hot 🫶
↳ maxverstappen1 i know
↳ yourusername omg my panties dropped 🤭
charles_leclerc this is cute
↳ user lestappen is so alive
georgerussell63 i was about to say how normal this post was until i read the comments
↳ yourusername i know you want my man george but you gotta work better than that babyboy
user she saw the schizophrenic max memes i know it
user max looking “schizo” is my favorite aesthetic now
redbullracing pls control the chaos
↳ yourusername chaos is the brand 💅
user the comment “you look schizophrenic” will go down in history
user max, pls survive this comment section
fia miss yn, refrain from making mental health jokes
↳ yourusername boring boring
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yourusername in this bed, i will make you a man baby boy 😏🫶
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maxverstappen1 again where the hell did you find this?
↳ yourusername i ordered on etsy 😌
↳ maxverstappen1 i am literally shaking.
lando you guys fuck on this?
↳ yourusername occasionally
↳ maxverstappen1 omg yn
danielricciardo max reached new levels of narcisism 😂
↳ yourusername no that's just me being utterly obsessed with him
charles_leclerc am i allowed to scroll or do i need therapy now
↳ yourusername both. simultaneously 😏
georgerussell63 why do i feel personally attacked
↳ user george same LMAOOO
user i don’t think i can survive this comment section
↳ yourusername pussy
user do you guys think she has an altar dedicated to him?
maxverstappen1 i hate and love you all at once 😂
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maxverstappen1 3 plushy animals in 3 different pics 🫶🧸🐱🦦
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yourusername BABY MAX 😭😭 i can’t. i want to eat you… again 😏
↳ maxverstappen1 stop… i’m fragile 😤
↳ yourusername good i like em fragile
oscarpiastri ok i'm tired of trying to understand y'all
↳ lando you're too normal oscar
danielricciardo plushies? max… are you okay 😂
↳ maxverstappen1 yes… i am very okay 😌
charles_leclerc max i like this new you
↳ maxverstappen1 bitch you liked the old one too
georgerussell63 max has been replaced by a clone
↳ user no cap
user i can’t handle this fandom i quit
redbullracing max pls, can we get some PR talk later?
↳ maxverstappen1 no cap, i refuse 😤
user i love how he’s fully embracing softboy Gen Z energy
user i’m dead. also… i kinda like it here 💀
user this comment section is pure iconic chaos