#aisonoyoi

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"Did you know that the average hand can hold roughly one handful of objects?"

*Insert witty retort here*

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"Aatrox, I once taught my dog how to play pattycake!"

"Such time and potential wasted on a potential war beast."

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"Aatrox, I require assistance. AHRI HAS TAKEN OVER MY COMPUTER."

"I suggest murder."

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aatrox can you autograph my titties

"Ah, yes of course, hold the avian creatures very still. I shall carve my initials on them."

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actually i named them all aatrox i lied

"So you’re a harlot, and lying vermin. Why am I not surprised?"

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aatrox i have 7 dogs and i named one after you

"The canine had better have earned that name."

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"AATROX FEED ME"

"Go feed off the essence of others like the creature you were born as then."

[umbra-copa-blog]

starts touching ear “thank you”

"Ahri please, I do not have time for your shenanigans."