Why am I imagining sometime after the AITRPFT kids are introduced to their parents that Dream decides he’s going to be “cool” and learn the new slang that kids are using.
And everyone who hears him use it just stops dead. Stares at him for a solid ten seconds. And very politely asks he never do that again.
He’s not necessarily doing it wrong, but he is just not the kind of person who can pull off using slang.









