Dec 24, 2024
Hizashi advertises ferrets to Shouta as just tiny cats to make hin agree. What he fails to mention is that ferrets are tiny orange cats woth an added prescription of ADHD.
So that's how they end up with 2 ADHD creechurs
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Hizashi advertises ferrets to Shouta as just tiny cats to make hin agree. What he fails to mention is that ferrets are tiny orange cats woth an added prescription of ADHD.
So that's how they end up with 2 ADHD creechurs
Hey guys! Im sorry for not posting recently I haven’t had ideas lol. Also this came to me at like 3 am so I’m sorry for any mistakes lmao. Anyways I hope u guys enjoy! <3
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Requested? No.
Characters: Dadzawa and y/n
Pronouns: he/him
Warnings: like 2 cuss words, ftm reader, mentions of panic attack, transphobia
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Dadzawa x Ftm reader PLATONIC
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Y/n snuck downstairs in the midddle of the night, somewhere between 12am and 1am, he wasn’t quite sure. All he knew is that he couldn’t sleep and he was hungry.
He flipped through the cabinets and pulled out everything he needed.
Flour? Check
Milk? Check
Eggs? Check
He mentally tallied everything he needed for his special stress cupcakes.
Once he had all the things he needed lined up on the counter, he started the baking process. He mixed the wet ingredients with the dry ingredients in a bowl and mixed it with a whisk.
Prior to this he had put his earbuds in and was listening to the music blast in his ears, not paying attention to his surroundings.
He had just finished putting the cupcakes into the oven when he felt a tap on the shoulder.
Y/n whipped his head and let out a high pitched (very unmanly) scream at the sight of his home room teacher.
“What in earth are you doing down here at,” he glanced at the clock, “1:52 in the morning?” He said in his normal monotone voice with a possible hint of concern.
Y/n took his earbuds out, “Uhmmm… making cupcakes?” He says in reply, though he phrased it more like a question.
Aizawa rolled his eyes, “I can see that, but why?”
Y/n looked down sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck, “I couldn’t sleep, and I was hungry.”
Aizawa dragged his hand down his face and groaned, “Okay, well, move over you’re in the way of the coffee machine.”
Y/n stepped out of the way and leaned against the countertop. He silently watched as Aizawa made his coffee.
“How come you’re getting coffee right now, it’s awfully late and don’t you want to sleep?”
“Oh how I would love to sleep right now, but one of my current problem children is stress baking and I as a teacher have to know why.” He said peering over his freshly brewed cup.
“How did you know it was stress baking?”
“Hizashi does it when he’s stressed and up at ungodly hours like this.” He says as he takes another swig of his coffee
“Oh…”
Y/n looked down guiltily, he knew Aizawa didn’t get enough sleep as it is and him being up wasn’t helping.
“It’s okay, I know you got back from patrol not too long ago and you’re probably tired. You should really go to bed, it’s really not a big deal.” He said wringing his hands nervously.
Aizawa looked up from his coffee once again, “You know I can’t do that y/n, you are one of my students and I need to make sure you’re okay.” He sighs.
The oven beeps and y/n goes over to take the cupcakes out. He puts them on top of the stove and turns the stove off. He turns back around and feels a hand on his shoulder, “Is there anything that’s bothering you? You know you can talk to me y/n, I’m here to help you. That’s my job.”
Y/n’s voice cracked, “noPE, I- I’m all good.”
“Sure kid, you sound ready to break any minute now.”
Y/n raises a hand to his mouth to try and silence his cries. After a couple seconds he buried his face into his hands, a sob escaping his lips.
Aizawa sighed and set his coffee on the counter. He then walked over to y/n, making sure to make noise so he didn’t startle him, and pulled y/n into a hug. Y/n gripped onto his shirt as though he would disappear any second.
“It’s just be-been really har-hard because I-I feel like I’m not a-a rea-real boy and, and I hate my body a-and I just, I just wish I was born I-in a guys body be-because mine I-isn’t a-and M-mineta was call-calling me a girl a-and saying I w-was never gonna be a rea-real boy…” he sobbed, his breaths getting frantic and uneven.
Aizawa pulled away from the hug and guided them down to sit on the floor, he kept his hands on y/n’s shoulders, “hey, hey it’s okay. Let’s try not go into a panic attack all right? What are 5 things you can see?”
“U-uhmm…uhh.. y-you, the, the floor, the counter, y-your coffee, a-and your scarf.”
“Good, what are 4 things you can feel?”
“Uhmmm…. Y-your shirt, the floor, th-the counter, and-and the floor.”
“Good job, 3 things you can hear?”
“My breathing, the c-coffee machine, and you-your breathing.”
“You’re doing so well y/n. Okay, now 2 things you can smell?”
“Your cologne, a-and coffee.”
“All right, 1 more. 1 thing you can taste?”
“The salt from m-my tears.” Y/n laughed a little at that.
“Good job y/n, can you tell me again what Mineta said to you in the locker room?”
“H-he said that I would never b-be a real boy.” Said y/n looking down at the floor, more tears gathering in his eyes.
Aizawa turned away as his gaze hardened as he thought about how what Mineta had said made one of his best students break down like this, god did he want to punt that little grapeshit out of the school, unfortunately his mother was on the school board so it wasn’t that easy.
He turned back to y/n, “Don’t listen to that little grapeshit,” y/n laughed at that, while Aizawa smiled a genuine smile, “if it wasn’t for his mother being on the school board he would have been expelled on the first day, anyways, you are a real boy okay? You are going to make an amazing hero one day because you have passion, drive, and everything a hero needs. It doesn’t matter what gender you are, or what your biological sex is. Don’t listen to Mineta of all people, he’s an idiot, just because you don’t have the parts of a boy doesn’t mean you aren’t one.”
By the end of Aizawa’s mini speech, y/n was crying again, but this time it was happy tears. He grabbed Aizawa again and hugged him tightly, “Thanks dad.”
Aizawa freezes, he heard that right, right? Dad?
Y/n freezes too and pulls away staring at the floor like it was the most interesting thing in the world.
Aizawa snapped back into reality, “do you see me as a father figure y/n?” He says with a smirk on his face.
Y/n blushed and nodded his head lightly.
Aizawa grinned and ruffled y/n’s hair, “It’s okay kiddo, you’re not the first to call me dad.”
Y/n’s eyes snapped up, “wait really?”
“Yep, Shinso, Todoroki, Kaminari, and Mina have all done it.”
“Huh. Well, you do have a fatherly presence.”
“Really?” He asked, eyebrow raised.
“Yep! I’ve almost called you dad so many times, me and Mina also made up a name for you, Dadzawa!”
Aizawa looked blankly at y/n.
“Jeez Louise.” He muttered, “you want some hot chocolate kid? Then we can turn on that one movie you like.”
“(Favorite movie)?”
“Sure, that one.”
Aizawa made the hot chocolate and settled next to y/n on the couch. He gave him the cup and turned on (favorite movie) for them to watch.
About 30 minutes in, y/n leans into Aizawa’s shoulder and says “Thanks again for helping me.”
“No problem kiddo.” He says in reply.
Y/n’s start to droop and soon enough, his eyes slip fully closed and his breathing evens out, soon enough he’s asleep peacefully for the first time in a long time.
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The more I think about it the more I really think Todoroki Shoto, Kirishima Eijiro, Aizawa Shota and Yamada Hizashi are the kindest characters in BNHA
The lipstick stains are also blood 😩
Aizawa plays the guitar but he doesn't want to let people know because they're gonna demand stuff from him.
The thing is, he plays the guitar to Eri when she's feeling nervous or sad. If Mics with him, they sing a little duo and ask Eri to join. Mics teaching Eri how to sing.
Shinso is also learning how to play the guitar, something that's ruining Denki and Monoma's sanity.
Eri's favorite song is probably Raincoat Song by The Decemberist because she likes how his dad plays the guitar. The song is also really soothing.
So I was thinking…You know how Shigaraki said that Nomu was shock obsorbant? And you know how when Oboro and Aizawa were fighting that one villain, who was also shock obsorbant…Think that brought back any memories?
my new obsession, courtesy of @boku-no-meme-academia