#ajaylifeproblems

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I just balled my eyes out for 2 minutes then went back to normal after reading a sad tumblr post.

My life is so weird.

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I swear my cat..

One minute she is cute laying on the couch Then she is on the counter trying to spill my apple juice.

Like sit the fuck down and be cute its 3am Sassafrass. And she is all no fuck you.

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Packing is bullshit. Why can't it just poof there.

Like "It's cool girl we will move ourselves where you want take a break hun"

Damn.

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I don't feel like I'm home.

I'm in a house. With biological family. I can't sleep. I can't focus.

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I have crush feels bad.

I think about her when I am awake. I think about her when I am asleep. I want to be around her. She makes me smile everytime I feel like me

ugh. This is new.

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Geezus. Everyone knows about my crush. I never thought it was so obvious. I want to spend an entire day with you. Doing absolutely nothing. And I'll be happy if the only touch we share Is our fingers interlaced Because that makes me smile And I can't even imagine what it would be like to spend a day with you and only you.

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So I'm at a Tech Summit with this Lame Moderator on My Panel

Moderator: Do you feel unsafe when you post stuff online?

Me: No, I am quite aware of what I post and future consequences because I'm not a moron.

Moderator: How do you feel knowing the government can see everything you do online?

Me: Well I hope they follow me at least.

Moderator: How would you feel if they showed up at your house at 2am and demanded you let them in?

Me: I'm not putting on pants and they need to bring food.

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I would love a hair massage right now.

Omg that is fantastic. Quickest way to my heart is through my hair.