#ajyson

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frank can u please tell me how to keep a boyfriend

uh

build up a tolerance

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frank i need a joke. give me the best joke you got. it's an emergency.

Q: How many did Jesus have?

A: ?

Q: Three?

A: ?

Q: It was an emergency, man, I had to ask.

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frank whats your warriors cat name

In my earliest "rp" games, my cat character was named Aeon Stormpaw

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who is the hottest disney character?

Easily Calico Jack.

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frank i am so angery. how do you stop being angie

You stop doing things and read the same book and listen to the same song over and over until you feel calm again

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What Disney movie impacted you the most?

I'm not even sure which "impact" you mean. I think a movie like Snow White has a "base impact" which is not exactly what we mean by "impact." You can "impact" your friend by punching them and leaving them lying on the ground, and they might not forget that event. But if we mean that in some way your friend is unalterably changed as a result of seeing the movie and will remember it forever, I don't see how a Disney movie can be said to have that effect.

The most memorable Disney movies I've seen were The Sword In The Stone and Nine Old Men And A Baby. I loved both of these movies and saw them many times as a kid, so they're very precious to me in a way that isn't captured by saying they "impacted" me.

Tangentially, when I was a kid I read an incredibly poorly written badly researched and clumsily edited book about Arthurian legends that was clearly aimed at children, so much so that it taught me things about the story that turned out to be wrong. But it's still special to me because it was also really interesting and full of fascinating stories and myths and info about the history of the medieval era and I think I read it several times as a kid. By the time I was 8 I'd already read the entire book twice, so I was well aware of the fact that it wasn't especially good. But this just made the experience feel more like a kind of magical nighttime fever dream I was having. It was the kind of thing that was wonderful but was so far outside the realm of the possible that I couldn't tell if I'd read a good book or a bad one in some magical meta-book that happened to look like the other book.

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frank do you like this song

My life experiences have not prepared me for all the small things that can potentially remind people of me

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are you a freak frank? freakfrank?

This is a question that can only be answered by examining the contents of my pants

(Depends on what you mean by "freak," but you know what I mean)