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p. 1 Fairy Tales That Die in No Time: Johnderella
[Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Johnderella as beautiful and round as a pearl.]
John: "Nu—"
[Johnderella was beloved by her stepmother and lived a worry-free life, happily ever after.]
John: "Nu—!"
Ronaldo: "Guess I won't come over."
[Prince->]
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p. 2 Fairy Tales That Die in No Time: The Little Mermaid
[The little mermaid rescued the drowning prince.]
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Draluc: "If you wish to see him again, I have a potion that can turn you human. However, unless the Prince marries you, you Will dissolve into sea form and cease to exist. What shall you choose?"
[Giant clam John}
Hinaichi: "Nope, don't need it!"
[No regrets]
[Outside the giant clam]
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p. 3 Fairy Tales That Die in No Time: Sleeping Beauty
[In the Handa kingdom, a peach-like princess (?) was born.]
Akira Handa: "Let's celebrate together as a kingdom."
Akira/Akemi Handa: "Ms. Wicked Witch, please come join us as well!"
Draluc: "Oh my, are you sure? Apologies being a burden~"
[End]
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p. 4 Snow White
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p. 1
Fairy Tales That Die in No Time: Handa Momotaro
Akemi Handa: "Take these millet dumplings! And don't overwork yourself! if you get too tired, don't hesitate to come back!|
Tou Handa: "Thank you mother!! These will give me the strength of a hundred men!!"
Akira Handa: "Take this sacred sword, the Oni Slayer. It can cleanly cut the head off of any oni."
Tou Handa: "No, yeah no, I'm good..."
[On the way, he met a dog.]
Yomotsuzaka: "Only an idiot would follow you around for a few dumplings."
Tou Handa: "[Then give me back my food] Hmph, whatever, you don't need to come anyway."
Akira Handa: "Stand still, it seems you forgot something, Momo."
Yomotsuzaka: "Mr. Momo, wait, I'll come with you."
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[A pheasant]
Tou Handa: "Let's travel toge-"
[Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp]
Tou Handa: "Hey!! You can't just eat--hey!!!"
Tou Handa: "Enough already..."
[Fu]
Tou Handa: "You little brat... this is...Hey!!!"
[A monkey]
Ronaldo: "With how things are going, the next thing Handa will do is visit me, then he'll 100% try and force feed me celery dumplings!!! But I'm not going to fall for any of it! I've prepared a weeks worth of food, manga and games! And I'm not going to sit here and wait for the oni to attack me either!!"
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Tou Handa: "Hm? Are you the monkey?"
Hinaichi: " Here, have a millet dumpling, we're counting on you, lil' guy."
[Lil' Tama the Golden Lion Tamarin]
Akira Handa: "Stand still, it seems you forgot something, Momo."
Ronaldo: "Waaaaaaaaa"
[The oni split-up due to differing 'attitudes."]
[End]
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[[Translator's notes: I realized this might not be obvious to some, but 桃 (Tou) can be read as "Momo" (hence why his mom calls him Momo-chan). The term itself means peach, which is why Momotaro is sometimes literally translated as "Peach Boy."]]