Some Thoughts on ‘Cobra Kai’ (So Far) (SPOILERS)
I’ve seen the entire first season, the first episode of the second season, and most of the second episode of the second season. I need to put my thoughts somewhere, so here they are.
- Daniel and Johnny cannot let go of their high school rivalry and it just kills me. The show’s whole title should be Cobra Kai; or, The Pettiest Men in the San Fernando Valley. And they’re causing so much collateral damage because of it. I think they just need to have one good karate face-off and maybe some hate sex. Or therapy. Or anything that isn’t training children to fight each other for the sake of said rivalry.
- Speaking of those children, I think they’re all going to end this series very traumatized, and Johnny and Daniel better be paying for their therapy.
- Eli/Hawk’s combination of a cleft palate scar, animal nickname/persona, and increasing viciousness keeps making me think of Francis Dolarhyde from the Hannibal Lecter franchise.
- This show is not even trying to hide how many plot points they lift from The Karate Kid and I honestly love it. Sure, it’s derivative, but it’s honest about being derivative.
- The second episode of season two begins with an extremely cheesy montage using “Back in Black” by AC/DC. I sort of grew up on “Back in Black” and now I’ll never hear it again without thinking of that montage.
- Ralph Macchio and William Zabka are great scene partners, and I kind of want to see them in a modernized film adaptation of a Jane Austen novel (not sure which one) or a road trip movie.
- It’s batshit. The whole thing is just batshit and I love every second.