Dec 5, 2014
❛ ------ what did one hat say to another ? you stay here, i'll go on a head !! ❜
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❛ ------ what did one hat say to another ? you stay here, i'll go on a head !! ❜
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❛ i'm not saying we should put nair in jet's shampoo --- but also i'm saying it would be kind of funny. ❜
and also ouzu/ouzumi u pick
Immediately begins to shimmy when Maroon 5 comes on: Ouka. She adores the band and will constantly try to get Ouzu/mi to join.
Wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: Ouka would forget to eat dinner and wake up in the middle of the night hungry but she doesn’t bake using prepackaged ingredient but everything else is meat or old so “can you help me, love?”
Sends the other unsolicited nudes: I really don’t know, the spontaneity of healthy erotica in the relationship would be Ouka’s idea, but I can’t see them being apart for long enough for the messages to get sent. Maybe as a “hope you are having fun at work” picture message to Izu and to Izumi it’d be a “i’m stuck with my family for the week but i miss you so lust after me and tell me how it fairs”
Brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Neither. They’d know the other has never taken any classes; and if Ouka had not exceeded yellow belt like her siblings, she would be too ashamed of herself to bring it up, much less lie about it.
Comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Ouka, because they’d have this really lavish, aesthetically beautiful cake at the window and SHE needs it.
Blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: I can’t seem to figure a situation in which one would do this to the other. Ouka would blow kisses all the time, but would be out of love. Never sarcasm.
Killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Neither. If anyone’s killing anyone it’s Izu and he’d never allow Ouka to be involved.
Wears the least clothing around the house: Ouzumi would strut in undies and their bras, because their bodies are beautiful. Izu would be in shorts with his crew and have his beautifully tatted torso show for her to see. Though Ouka is always a fan of Yoga a la nude.
Has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Ouka. She never wastes a second to let them both know how much they mean to her and how important, wonderful, caring, beautiful, and perfect they are.
wAIT JETZUMI do jetzumi
Immediately begins to shimmy when Maroon 5 comes on: Jet. It’d play at their work and he’d start a subconscious jig to it.
Wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: Ouzumi because why the hell is he sleeping over and I better make use of it.
Sends the other unsolicited nudes: Jet would, because he’s horny and has no shame.
Brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Neither would. Who needs bragging when you’re fucking hot and can back it up with a banging body.
Comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Izumi, she wants her sweets and Jet probably owes her anyways so why not make him buy her something.
Blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Jet, just to give her that little bubble of thought “I can’t believe I let him eat me out… he’s so embarrassing. still gon let him tho. still gon let him.”
Killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Neither, they’d be too high to do anything.
Wears the least clothing around the house: Jet usually is lazying on her couch in his boxers after they diddle, and she’s just in her panties napping in her bed. But usually, since he stops by her place, he’d be fully clothed.
Has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Neither, the most sentimental they’d go is Jet complimenting her ass.
"If you keep on squirming, it'll come out uneven."
[ Places various wild flowers in a stolen, chipped mug alongside her cot. Perhaps if he lingers, he'd be given the gratification of seeing a blossoming smile upon view of his present.
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"If you're going to read bedtime stories, you should do it out for everyone to hear, Bubbles—- some kids might get jealous."