#akkill

[edcarterssword]

Akkie: "Hey Will, if I throw this book at that moth do you think I could hit it?"

Will, not really listening: "Huh? Oh yeah sure."

*Akkie throwing the book at the wall*

Will: "Why'd you do that!?"

Akkie: "I HIT IT!"

[skinners-cat]

Akkie: Hi. Do I look fat today?

Maxie: No. Why?

Akkie: Will asked me, “do I look fat today?” And I, I looked at him and-

Blue: Woah, woah, woah! You looked at him? You never look! You just answer, it’s just a reflex. Do I look fat? No! Is she prettier than me? No! Does size matter?

Maxie: No!

Maxie: And it works both ways.

[shortforesmerelda]

Ollie: Hey, Akkie? I need some dating advice.

Achilleus: Just because I'm dating Will doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[skinners-cat]

Akkie: Did you know the food you eat becomes energy?

Akkie: *kicks the air* Boom! That's spaghetti

Akkie: *punches the air* That's nachos

Akkie: *karate chops the air* That's a cookie

Will: That's my boyfriend

[skinners-cat]

Will and Kyle: Help! I’ve lost my boyfriend!!

Some person: What does he look like?

Kyle, tearing up: Beautiful.

Will, sobbing: Fucking stupid.

[skinners-cat]

Will: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?Ideal.

Achilleus: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

[shortforesmerelda]

Blue and Maxie: *hold hands*

Achilleus, with Will literally on his lap: get a room!

[shortforesmerelda]

Will: Achilleus, you’re staring at my ass

Achilleus: In my defense, it was staring at me