#akkula things

[alternianescapeartists]

augh got the boys done and decided to throw tetrae along with them

arlloe and akkula my darlings <3

[alternianescapeartists]

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[alternianescapeartists]

tetrae 'what the fuck is money' lolzae

Tetrae: Yeah, I just have all this flimsy paper sitting around my hive. Doesnt even tear when dunked in water.

Akkula: what the fuck do you mean paper

Tetrae: It just shows up at my doorstep every month. I'm not sure what it's for or why I keep getting it.

Akkula: dare i fuckin ask what does it look like

Tetrae: It's brightly colored, there's a 'B' symbol on it, and I think it's flashing. It's pretty annoying so I just stuffed it in one of the big rooms of my hive and shut the door. I'm running out of room, though. Do you think there's a way to get it to stop?

Akkula: i hate you. i hate you so fuckin much you dense motherfucker

Tetrae: ??????

[alternianescapeartists]

screencaps from brooklyn 99 which has a lot of golden moments

anyway these are the Bermuda Idiots cause there’s three of them and its a fucking mystery how they found each other, how they’re friends, and how the fuck they became moirails

[alternianescapeartists]

i just realized that akula’s thing is pretty much

someone: is that a gun or are you just happy to see me akula: cocks gun lever someone: oh fuck