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Just trying to piss off my good friend. Hahaha. 

Two is Better than One (Sabog videoke sound) cover. 

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Tatskrin.

I have this friend who is super OC when it comes to texting. She spells every word completely and never fails to capitalize proper nouns or include apostrophe in their proper places. She even avoids reading text messages of people who send them in a jejemon way. Then, she recently bought an iPhone and here's how her text goes:

"Dahik dyab bumi ka na din nb bagong dvd player! Hahaha."

Tatskrin.

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Minsan lang makompleto ang "active" members ng Elbikada.

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How To Take Perfect Pictures

Step 1: Put on a suit. Just kidding. You’re already wearing one. Right? RIGHT?!

Step 2: Stand in front of a full-length mirror and practice your “perfect pose.” Things to focus on: angling your body in relation to the lens so you appear strong and sexual (think Barack Obama). Also, you’ll want to broaden your shoulders to appear extra manly (think Hillary Clinton).

Step 3: When you’re at a venue where cameras are common (parties, birthdays, a camera store), listen for clicks, beeps and servos, as these are the sounds of digital cameras snapping away. Try to ignore the camera bearer and her friends’ “amazing” stories about how smart their cats are and put yourself in prime position for a picture behind them.

Step 4: Watch for premature flashing (aloha!), as most cameras flash twice. After the first, you have between one and three seconds to transition into your perfect pose. Don’t dawdle.

Step 5: Review your photo. It should be perfect. If not, a few hours of Photoshop can fix anything (exception: Meg Ryan). Now, post your photo and get ready to post.

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Kwentong freshman

Kahapon, napagdesisyunan namin nila Hazel (hazelezah) at Hen (akosimangpedring) na tumungo muna sa 711 sa may SU building para bumili ng pagkain.

Habang nakapila:

May mga maiingay  sa harapan namin.

Hazel: Ang iingay naman ng mga ito

Ako: *pabulong* Mga batch '11 siguro

Kuyang nasa harapan namin: Opo, batch 2011 po kami. Sorry po ang ingay namin.

Kami: Ay hindi, ok lang. Ganyan din kami nung freshman pa lang kami.

Ang fail-fail ko talaga bumulong. Laging malakas.

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Guess who's here. Chea (ngingitipalagi) in da hawz yeowz. Kakauwi lang galing sa nakakapagod na paghahanap ng apartment na malilipatan kasama sila Hen (akosimangpedring), Motmot (nagpaasa), James at Riji (kulotnibangs).