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driver roll up the partition please---

i don't need you seein' yoncé on her kneestook forty-five minutes to get all dressed upand we ain't even gon' make it to this club

#pressicn#this is literally going to be the thread we have rn.#just so you know.

frigidum said: Shh, just enjoy the fact that Incredibles is getting a sequel~

bUT

alabastermonarch said: i dIDNT EITHER

they should have left Cars alone

kisses you all over

hugs to chest & never ever ever lets go :|

alabastermonarch replied to your post:Elsa don’t give Carl hypothermia om g

well i’m not but i /could/ technically speaking

...WELL as long as you aren't the culprit, carry on~

(plus I see he just died so.)

alabastermonarch replied to your post:crossspecies replied to your post:ooc: what...

shego is married to slenderman

ooc: wat

alabastermonarch said: thEY MUST BC I SWEAR TO GOD I NEED TO HEAR IT. THERE IS ENOUGH SHIT GOING ON TO HAVE IT HAPPEN

exactly like hE NEEDS TO AT SOME POINT LOOK STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND JUST SAY "fucking Gallaghers"

alabastermonarch said: i will write a strongly worded letter

yes that is good

#alabastermonarch