So, I’m switching it around and using some of the event questions from March for the Mashle posts this month (and thus will be using some of the April event questions for the Alice in Borderland posts this month)! I decided to go with the easy option for these ones and just hit the random character headcanons for a variety of characters and I hope you lovelies will enjoy these 😊
So, to spin off what Mashle openly parodies, I’m going to go in a direction I don’t often go for headcanons and say that Wahlberg is gay. He’s very gay. In fact, there was a time when Wahlberg was in love with Innocent Zero, back in their student days, and some of those feelings still linger, though he absolutely cannot forgive what Innocent Zero has become.
Claude Lucci, much like Ryoh, cannot resist the urge to check himself out in any reflective surface he comes across. He just has to – he is magnificent (if only in his own mind) after all. He has it all (again, if only in his own mind) – brains, beauty, and pedigree.
Farman Cregos loves golf and wishes it would become the next big wizarding sport. He spends so much time playing and has a little putting mat in his office.
Marvina Mevitable actually has a pretty big sweet tooth for someone so serious and stern. She’ll actually become one of Mash’s first and most consistent customers when he opens up his own cream puff stand, though she keeps telling him he should expand to other baked goods too, like tarts.
Alan Abraham paints as a hobby and as a way to relax. He also enjoys sketching and actually sketches quite a few scenes he’s observed throughout the school of teachers and students. He’s embarrassed about what he sees as a lack of talent though and doesn’t openly show them to many people. Wahlberg has seen some of his works though and has one of his paintings hanging in the Headmaster’s office.
Dot is actually kind of superstitious and really believes in prophecy, fortune-telling, and things along those lines. He reads and takes the articles in Monthly Prophet magazine as almost gospel for the month ahead.
Finn is really good with children and actually really enjoys spending time with them. I could see him going into childcare or teaching at a preschool or elementary school.
While Mash still keeps in touch with Domina, he more thinks of Domina as a friend. He doesn’t really think of him as a half-brother and has zero interest in keeping in touch with his other half-brothers. In Mash’s mind, he already has a loving family with his father and doesn’t much consider his biological ties as his ‘family.’
Lemon is honestly really close to her family. She loves her parents and, while they are poor and her childhood wasn’t an extravagant one, she believes they did the absolute best for her that they could and considers her childhood a good one.
I feel like, in a modern-day AU, Lance is a huge fan of the imouto genre, with lots of video games of that variety and whose favourite anime are within that genre. He would potentially do online reviews of things within that genre, potentially with Anna as his V-Tuber rig, and of course, while things might get a good rating, nothing ever gets the best rating because no little sister can live up to his own.
Rayne has a surprising talent for creating shadow puppets with his hands. They’re always bunnies.
Tom plants a lot of bamboo – we know that in canon. What I personally headcanon, though, is that he totally names every single one of the bamboos he plants. He started with naming them after Duelo moves, then Duelo teams, then Duelo equipment and when he ran out of names around Duelo, he started making up his own bizarre, weird names for his beloved bamboo.
When Lloyd thinks people can’t see him or knows no one else is around, he picks his nose and eats it. He enjoys the act of picking, especially the hard crusted boogers deep in there, and actually likes the taste a lot more than he would ever admit.
Aorio, while he knows he should be flatters, finds the fact he has a fan club to be more creepy than cool. It also doesn’t help that some of his ‘fans’ tend to lean towards some almost stalkerish behaviour and that severely creeps him out.
Even watching Duelo makes Max feel kind of queasy and anxious, due to his fear of heights, but he forces himself to go and support his dormmates, especially his juniors. He never holds grudges when his dorm loses and encourages and praises the dorm team members either way, win or lose. He’ll also easily congratulate the winning team.
