May 29
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Purple: *sings the song "The Postman".
Conductor: Hello, I'm the Postwoman.
Purple: *continues singing the song. What good news have I brought you?
Conductor:Your father wanted to divorce your mother, and when your uncle heard this, he shot your father.Your uncle is in prison right now, your father is in the grave, and your mother sent you this boot so you wouldn't be sad.
Mor: What!
Conductor: Oh, and I ran over your dog on the way here, forgive me.
Conductor: Damn, I enjoy my job! (Cheerful)
Purple: May God curse you, postman,
Conductor: What the hell are you saying?!
Purple: and may the news you're bringing be damned...
