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The New Statesman-

Friends of St. James 🇬🇧

#rik mayall #the new statesman #rik mayall gifs #alan bstard #alan b’stard #curse the 10 gif limit ahhh #was so hard picking from another bizarre ep as usual pssh #Fav is probably Piers being dragged in by Alan lol #I didn’t hate when the show got cartoony xD

i need somewhere soundproof so i can cry out my intense attractionhatred for alan b’stard

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This Is Alan B'Stard:

A Spotify playlist inspired by Alan.

This is a real playlist btw :)

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I have no shame so tell me things about the bastardly brothers. - neil-neil-orange-peel ❤️

God I needa check my ask box more often.

Alan, Colin and Rick used to holiday at their Nan’s in Brighton when they were kids because their parents collectively wanted to ditch them every summer. They had to share one room with their Nan’s dog and used to complain CONSTANTLY on the way there. But once they got to an age when they technically could have gone to stay with a friend or just stayed home and out of their parents’ way...they still went to Brighton every summer.

Colin almost always has Christmas dinner with Alan and Sarah. It’s about as awkward as you’d expect, but Alan misses him on the rare occasions where Colin goes somewhere else.

Rick’s first word was Col, because Colin raised him more than their parents ever did.

Despite Rick’s ramblings in Summer Holiday, he was never very close to his parents. He usually only stayed with them very briefly, then went to Colin’s flat for the rest of the summer.

When Colin and Rick were still in school, they used to stay with Alan for half term.

Colin has no memory of this, but when he was a baby/toddler/ young child, Alan was around a lot more, because he got so lonely at his mother’s house that he liked having a family member who was pleased to see him. Then Rick came along and Alan got a bit more distant, because he felt he’d been replaced in Colin’s life.

Alan makes no mention of his siblings to anyone, but it isn’t because he doesn’t care. It’s because in the back of his mind (and especially after he was shot) he’s always been afraid that someone might try and get to him through them. Plus, the act of actually giving a shit about another human being, let alone two, is so terrifying he’d rather not think about it too much.

I think that’s all I can think of right now, but you know you can always ask for more and indulge my ego way too much 😂

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Happy Alan day to all who celebrate 🥂

#by his logic he would be 17 today #the new statesman #alan bstard #alan b'stard #rik mayall

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The New Statesman-

May the Best Man Win 🇬🇧

#oh I forgot I make these 🥴#rik mayall gifs #rik mayall #the new statesman #alan b’stard #alan bstard #when alan is relatable lol #the young ones

These pics speak for themselves xD

#this was a pain in the bollocks to scan lol #rik mayall #alan b'stard #alan bstard #the new statesman #That last one :3 #too good not to share #british comedians #the rik mayall #rik mayall scans