Zehra: "There we go, all ready for you. Remember to wish for good generationinal rolls!"
Atreo: "O-okay, here goes. Please Watcher, no more curses or cats." *blows out candles*
Zehra: (mutters) "And remember our deal Watcher."
Atreo: "What was that?"
Zehra: "Oh nothing, just talking to the many voices in my head. So erratic!"
Zehra: "Woo! Oh-OH! It's blinding! How did you not see me do this?"
Atreo: "Gah, my body is twisting so awkwardly. I keep forgetting how weird this feels!"
Atreo: "I... Feel... Idealistic? And responsible and well-mannered, come to think of it. Also, I'm pretty sure I'll be a quick learner from now on. I really want to live somewhere hot, too. Like, desert hot."
Zehra: "Ah! That's great! Congratulations on all your new self-discoveries."
Atreo: "Thanks, Zehra, you're the only one that's ever supported me so... Obsessively. But you've always been there for me. Mostly when I've gone to use the toilet or the shower. You know what? We should be best friends!"
Zehra; "Oh. y-yay! That's totally what I wanted."
Atreo: "And now we're best friends, I can confide in you about how massively attracted to mermaids I am. I'd actually forgotten they existed until I thought about how attractive they are just a second ago! I mean, it's weird, right? Cos I want to live in the desert, and that's the worst place for a mermaid."
Zehra: "O-oh... Okay. That's... Cool. Is there anything else you've recently realised?"
Atreo: "That I'm ready to be a father. Like immediately, to a mermaid's baby specifically. Whilst completing a degree. In my desert eco home. Which is a celeb home, because I might be one one day, who knows? And obviously it needs to be crawling with vampires, like on some kind of... nexus. I think this whole experience just made me feel alive, and I want more of it?"
Zehra: "Errr... I-I mean, I guess they'd all burn up really fast in the blazing desert sun. So that's good and makes sense?"
Atreo: "What wonderful logical thinking Zehra. That perfectly justifies everything I just said and feel. This is why we're best friends now."
Zehra: "Just a thought, but won't living in a celeb home make you feel a bit like a poser?"
Atreo: "Nope, I'm shameless."
Zehra: "You are?"
Atreo: "Yeah, since like 30 seconds ago!"
Zehra: "I see... Then I guess my only other question is where you are meeting a mermaid in the desert?"
Atreo: "Yeah, that might be a problem... Ah, but just thinking about mermaids is making me super flirty."
Zehra: "Oh? How flirty?"
Atreo: "Like if there was a mermaid right in front of me I would just kiss her. Straight up. No hesitation. I wouldn't care what her traits were or anything."
Zehra: "Hmm."
Zehra: "On that note, we should probably get out of here. Arnessa might come back, and I bet those 58 vampire ghosts are going to be pretty angry when they manifest. Plus, we're busy Sims. Lots of stuff to do... And acquire."
Atreo: "Wait, before we travel out of here, I just want to tell you that I really am grateful for everything Zehra. You are such a special... Best friend."
Atreo: *Thankful platonic cheek kiss*
Zehra: *internal frustrated screaming*
Zehra: "Hahaha, that wasn't enough! I-I mean, I need to go change... M-my clothes! I'm still dressed like Sims 2 Cassandra Goth! See ya!"
Zehra: *sprints away*
Atreo: "Bye? I'll see you the next time I go to shower, maybe?"
Zehra: "YEP!"
Atreo: "This cake is... Really good. Even with the specks of vampire ash in it... I suppose I should go home to my sucky family, who didn't even send anyone to come find me for 2 days."
Meanwhile, Grimm was quietly reaping the vampire souls in the background. He continued working long after Atreo left the basement.
Grimm: "20 down, 38 to go... Ugghhhh."
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