#albatross zero

[askalbatross]

##So here's a new joke for ya.  What's frozen and dead and rhymes with "Fail"?##

##PFFFFFFFF.  What a maroon.##

[askalbatross]

...hmm?  My phone's ringi-...oh.  It's just him.  

*click!*

The hell do you want, wanker?

##DOES THE NAME ECHO MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, DIPSHIT?!##

...wait a second.  Are you referring to a Non?

##JUST GO TALK TO YOUR BOSS OR WHOEVER AND ASK HIM.  SHE'S COMING BACK.  TODAY.##  

##CHRIST I FORGOT HOW DUMB YOU ARE NOW.##

*click!*

...

(Albatross blinked a few times, and stared at his phone.  That...was Zero, alright.  Occasionally he tries to infiltrate the WCPO building to cause mischief, but he was never openly hostile towards Al.  It made sense, seeing that he pretty much was Al.)

(...he didn't fully trust Zero.  He could just be pulling a prank on them to get them riled up.  But this...felt different.)

(Standing up, Albatross quickly headed towards the Chief's office.)

[askalbatross]

A dance? How fun! But let's make it interesting. M!A: You are a clumsy, bumbling human for a month. Ah, much better! A little difficult to dance when I can't hold your silky, creamy hands, hm? You're much cuter this way. Hey! You and your human could totally pull some adorable twin shenanigans now, hehehe!

(No.  Zero knew much, much better than to let this Anon cast any kind of magic on him, regardless of the outcome.  As soon as the words “Magic Anon” left Underkin’s lips, he had melted into shadows on the ground and slithered off like a coward.)

(He hadn’t heard exactly what spell he had dodged, but he knew that he couldn’t defeat a strong Anon face-to-face.  He simply didn’t have the otherworldly power they possessed…)

(He needed to call Al.  And hope to God that this new foe didn’t find him first.)

[askalbatross]

##Someone need a pesky Anon dead?##

##'cause I can do that easy.##

##C'mon, I won't even charge for it.##

[askalbatross]

##So here's a question I've been meanin' to ask for a long time.##

##Who's up for a fight?##

##Man, I ain't had to knock someone's lights out for a while.  And I know you people hate me, so c'mon, let's see it!##

[askalbatross]

You know, I don't think we've properly met. This should change.

##You talkin’ to me, kid?##

##Name’s Zero.  Albatross’s shadow and top student at Evil Namco High.  Also general fucker-up of worlds.####And you’re, uh…one of them cousin aliens that I been hearin’ about.  I think?  I can’t tell anymore with you people.  All I know is you’re a dragon, and I can dig that.##

[askalbatross]

##You know what this town needs?##

##More dragons.##

[askalbatross]

##Man, it's about time the WCPO did something nasty.  Cleanin' you Nons outta the city is a good first step towards any evil organization.##

##I wonder how Al's gonna react to this crazy shit?  I mean, he does work for th-## ##...oh wait.  Eheheheheh...##