#underkin alfa

[askalbatross]

A dance? How fun! But let's make it interesting. M!A: You are a clumsy, bumbling human for a month. Ah, much better! A little difficult to dance when I can't hold your silky, creamy hands, hm? You're much cuter this way. Hey! You and your human could totally pull some adorable twin shenanigans now, hehehe!

(No.  Zero knew much, much better than to let this Anon cast any kind of magic on him, regardless of the outcome.  As soon as the words “Magic Anon” left Underkin’s lips, he had melted into shadows on the ground and slithered off like a coward.)

(He hadn’t heard exactly what spell he had dodged, but he knew that he couldn’t defeat a strong Anon face-to-face.  He simply didn’t have the otherworldly power they possessed…)

(He needed to call Al.  And hope to God that this new foe didn’t find him first.)

[askalbatross]

Aww, honeybun... you say that as if you actually believe you're a threat to me. I just thought I'd be neighborly and get you involved for funsies, but whatever. It's not like you're important or necessary. Spoiler alert, sweetheart... I've been building up strength for a while now, all for this day. You're gonna see Echo a lot sooner than you'd think. Get the popcorn ready, this is gonna be fun!

##…fuck.  FUCK.##

##I could give a shit less what she does to the WCPO…but if Echo actually comes back…##

##That throws a wrench into the shit I’ve been workin’ on…##

##Alright, asshole, you wanna be nasty?  You wanna really get hard into the paint?##

(Zero’s mouth twists into a snarl, and he readies his trusty chainsaw-arms for a fight.)

##You’re just another Anon.  A name don’t change that.##

##Let’s dance, bitch.##

[askalbatross]

Hehehe. Wanna know a little secret? You've pretty much been catching and killing the baby Anons all this time, White Bloods, good-hearted little snots. You've been doing the real Anons a favour. My my my. Don't tell me big strong you is actually afraid of one itty bitty little Anon? That's why I want your help, sweetums. I can bring her back, but she'll be missing chunks of her memory. I'm saying, she'll lose EVERYTHING that's happened to her since she even discovered Namco High. A blank slate.

##You honestly think I give a fuck what kind of Grey Mages I kill?  About which ones die?  Alright, I thought you were a stiff, but I’ll admit, that one was funny.##

##And there ain’t no shame in admittin’ when you can’t win a fight.  Keeps you alive longer, see?##

##…forget it.  Bringin’ back that broad is worse than Foxy will ever be.  I can kill him myself.  And if I so much as see that crazy bitch’s face around Namco?##

##I’m comin’ after you next.##

[askalbatross]

Hahaha! Who says I don't have one? I just haven't used it in a very long time. Underkin Alfa, babe. Nice to meet you. And I know all about you and the organization your human works for. I've seen wave upon wave of Nons and Anons alike go in there and never come back out. Not to mention the ill-conceived "raids" my brethren have tried to launch on your headquarters. They got what they deserved. Now, on to business. All we gotta do to fuck shit up for the mutt is bring back his bitch. Anon Echo.

##Underkin Alfa…right.##

##Yeah, it’s been great, right?  You Anons have been gettin’ your asses kicked lately.  Real nice change of pace, seein’ that you things used to make complete monkeys outta the humans here.  Like I said, cheatin’ magic.##

##And Echo?  HAH. So lemme get this straight, you’re sayin’ the way to take down Foxy is to bring back literally the strongest Grey Mage in existence.##

##Fuuuuck that.  If I learned one thing about that crazy broad, it’s that any plan involvin’ her don’t go accordin’ to plan.  Ever.##