Ask Albatross

Just a plain regular student trying to make some troubled friends. [Ask/RP Blog for Albatross from Rolling Thunder/Namco High. A mix of serious and crack. Tracked tag is "askalbatross".]

[wrestleball-archive-blog]

  Darn. I have neither of those.

[scarletprofessor]

WELL FIRST OFF START PRACTICING. PATIENCE WILL COME AFTER. 

[wrestleball-archive-blog]

How the fuck do I practice being pretty?

[askalbatross]

##By grabbing the nearest motherfucker by the collar, starin’ ‘em in the face, and asking ‘em “Hey, am I pretty?”##

##They got two options.  Say yes, and you’re pretty.  Say no, and you can kick ‘em in the balls or whatever they got.##

[wrestleball-archive-blog]

[FURIOUSLY TAKES NOTES.] Are you sure I should kick them in the balls though.

[askalbatross]

##Hell yeah, you should.##

##Trust me, if they got the gall to say you ain't pretty, they ain't gonna be usin' those things today anyways.##

[wrestleball-archive-blog]

  Darn. I have neither of those.

[scarletprofessor]

WELL FIRST OFF START PRACTICING. PATIENCE WILL COME AFTER. 

[wrestleball-archive-blog]

How the fuck do I practice being pretty?

[askalbatross]

##By grabbing the nearest motherfucker by the collar, starin' 'em in the face, and asking 'em "Hey, am I pretty?"##

##They got two options.  Say yes, and you're pretty.  Say no, and you can kick 'em in the balls or whatever they got.##

[askalbatross]

##So here's a new joke for ya.  What's frozen and dead and rhymes with "Fail"?##

##PFFFFFFFF.  What a maroon.##

[getreadytofallinlove]

al…

al…

[askalbatross]

H-hey, don't make fun of my fanfiction.

I worked really hard on that...

[getreadytofallinlove]

okay im. finally gonna play through al’s route on namco high

[getreadytofallinlove]

i lied i cant do it

[askalbatross]

You sure about that~?

[getreadytofallinlove]

im embarrassed on your behalf

[askalbatross]

....

>:(

[getreadytofallinlove]

okay im. finally gonna play through al’s route on namco high

[getreadytofallinlove]

i lied i cant do it

[askalbatross]

You sure about that~?

[officialdisneyvillain-deactivat]

Imagine Albatross taking Anti-Bravoman on a mission, thinking he’s going to reform this boy and make him into a hero. Al slips-up really bad, and Anti steps in to save him like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Albatross gains a lot of respect for Anti and makes him his official crime-fighting partner.

[askalbatross]

Hmm.  It could happen, I suppose.  It'd be quite, um, surreal, but I suppose I'd be thankful for being saved by someone like Anti-Bravoman.  He can be a good kid.

[thewishpokemon]

##You're makin' me wish I had a Master Ball on me, kid. So how's the wish thing work, anyways?##

"A ‘Master Ball’? Huh…. Well! 

When someone wishes for something, I focus on it, find it, and poof! ☆ It’s here.

I’m pretty good at it!”

[askalbatross]

(The black shadowy man raised an eyebrow at the mythical Pokemon.)

##Lemme guess, there’s a limit.  Or stuff you won’t do.  C’mon, there’s always a catch with makin’ wishes, I seen enough bad movies.##

[thewishpokemon]

"No catch! Well…. kind of one. 

The only problem is that I can’t make new items. I have to take them from somewhere else. That’s theft.”

"But that’s the only catch!"

[askalbatross]

##Nothin’ wrong with borrowin’ somethin’ that ain’t yours.  Heh heh.##

##So alright, say I wished to live forever or somethin’ like that.  You’re tellin’ me you could do that, huh?##

##Now that’d be interesting.##

[thewishpokemon]

"Living forever? You’re thinking big!

Maybe I could do that… but, to give you more life, I think I would have to take it from something else, don’t you think?”

"That wouldn’t be very pretty."

[askalbatross]

##Eh.  Normally I wouldn't have a problem with that, but now that I think about it, livin' forever's gotta suck eventually.##

##What about if I wished to get way way stronger?  Not like I need it, but hey, can't blame a dude for bein' curious.##

[askalbatross]

■

"Technically Cousin is a Non, but there’s absolutely no way he’s dangerous.  R-right?"

##Man, blowing up whole building is hot.##

[askalbatross]

■

"The Bravo Corps…the WCPO could use their help, but something tells me they’re a liability."

##Pain in my ass, these “superheroes”.  They better mind their own business before I gotta get nasty with ‘em.##

[askalbatross]

■? ((From Nonnie to Zero!))

##You’re kiddin’ yourself if you think you can bottle that shitty feelin’ inside.  Eventually it’s gonna break you.##

[escalaregalia]

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

[thewishpokemon]

##You're makin' me wish I had a Master Ball on me, kid. So how's the wish thing work, anyways?##

"A ‘Master Ball’? Huh…. Well! 

When someone wishes for something, I focus on it, find it, and poof! ☆ It’s here.

I’m pretty good at it!”

[askalbatross]

(The black shadowy man raised an eyebrow at the mythical Pokemon.)

##Lemme guess, there’s a limit.  Or stuff you won’t do.  C’mon, there’s always a catch with makin’ wishes, I seen enough bad movies.##

[thewishpokemon]

"No catch! Well…. kind of one. 

The only problem is that I can’t make new items. I have to take them from somewhere else. That’s theft.”

"But that’s the only catch!"

[askalbatross]

##Nothin' wrong with borrowin' somethin' that ain't yours.  Heh heh.##

##So alright, say I wished to live forever or somethin' like that.  You're tellin' me you could do that, huh?##

##Now that'd be interesting.##

[askalbatross]

Let's fight! Vs. Anti-Kaylin

IntroAlbatross - “And just where do you think you’re going, miss?  Your interrogation is far from over.”

Zero - ##Sup, babe?  Couldn’t help but notice all that Anti energy I can feel comin’ off you.  I wanna see what you’re made of.##

Win QuoteAlbatross - “Sit down, and stay put.  Unlike that scientist you bit, I can and will actually hurt you if you force me.”

Zero - ##Nothin’ but a pretty face, huh?  Damn shame.  Hit me up again when you’re not such a weakling.##

Loss QuoteAlbatross - “N-no!  Get back here this insta-uughhh…blimey that hurts…”

Zero - ##Woo! You pack a punch, sexy!  OOF!!  YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO HIT ME AGAIN!!##

[askalbatross]

"Let's Fight!" ((From normal Kaylin this time!))

IntroAlbatross - “I have a warrant to search your “Safe Zone” for any unstable Non-Humans.  I apologize, but noncompliance will be met with force.”

Zero - ##Ohhh, your majesty would like a unadulterated royal beatdown, yeah?  Yeah, alright, I can arrange that.##

Win QuoteAlbatross - “Aggression towards an officer of the law is considered a felony, mate.  Just some food for thought while you try to get up.”

Zero - ##Pffff.  I love irony.  You’re tryin’ to save everyone and everything, and you can’t even protect yourself!##

Loss QuoteAlbatross - “W-what the…?!  Oof…I severely underestimated you.  Well played, mate, but I’ll be back.”

Zero - ##I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU CHEATED BUT I KNOW YOU CHEATED THIS IS BULLSHIT##

[askalbatross]

(Finishing those "Let's Fight" things now!)

[thewishpokemon]

##You're makin' me wish I had a Master Ball on me, kid. So how's the wish thing work, anyways?##

"A ‘Master Ball’? Huh…. Well! 

When someone wishes for something, I focus on it, find it, and poof! ☆ It’s here.

I’m pretty good at it!”

[askalbatross]

(The black shadowy man raised an eyebrow at the mythical Pokemon.)

##Lemme guess, there's a limit.  Or stuff you won't do.  C'mon, there's always a catch with makin' wishes, I seen enough bad movies.##