#albusmortem

[shadowthorne]

@albusmortem: 

>>eyes emoji

I knew of its existence but I honestly didn't know what it looked like

I might be able to die happy now

Isn’t it amazing? I love my hollow tattoo C’:

[the-pallid-king]

@albusmortem:

I have a special weakness for scary monsters falling head over heels for a cute defenseless smol.  Not even in a romantic way.  Just monsters being like, "I don't know why but I have an insatiable urge to annihilate anything that attempts to harm you.  You are officially mine."

Screw guardian angel, give that kid a guardian monster.

Shiro:  "I'm a fearsome Hollow that could kill you in less time than it takes you to blink." Kazui:  "Shicchan, I wanna cookie." Shiro:  Hands Kazui a cookie... nobody knows where he got it from. Ichigo:  "Did you give my son a cookie just because he asked for one???" Shiro:  "I did no such thing.  I have no idea what you're talking about." Ichigo:  "I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED YOU--" Shiro:  "I don't have to take this kind of disrespect."

Listen. Listen. They would know exactly where he got the cookie, because he would stare at Kazui for all of ten seconds while he tried to figure out where to get cookies, and then he’d go rob a store in broad ass daylight and steal nothing but six different kinds of cookies for this kid.

Ichigo’s standing there face palming, trying to explain to this dumb creature that he can’t just take things and Shiro’s got his arms crossed like “Fuckin watch me. Kazui, anything else you want?”

Like six months down road, one of Ichigo’s friends is all, “Why’d you stop letting your hollow around your kid? Did he- Oh no, did something happen...?”

“Yeah, he raided the candy store and gave the old clerk a heart attack and kept Kazui awake on a sugar buzz way passed his bedtime. I had to ground them both. Told my dumb hollow that I’ll never let him see my son again if he doesn’t stay away for an entire week while Kazui’s in trouble. I’m guessing it’ll buy me two, maybe three days while I come up with something that works better.”

[puraiuddo]

albusmortem replied to your post: Consider: Kirishima with dyslexia.

Consider: Bakugou begrudgingly helping Kirishima with writing assignments.  For all he bitches about it, he wouldn’t be there at all if he REALLY didn’t care.

CONSIDERED. APPROVED. 

albusmortem replied to your post: Consider: Kirishima with dyslexia.

Also, Bakugou getting pissed on Kirishima’s behalf when he thinks he isn’t looking and someone comments on how terrible Kirishima’s handwriting is, because Bakugou knows he can’t help it. Like someone just comments on how some letters are literally backwards and Bakugou has to be dragged away before he tries to blow their face up.

god bless.

i can’t imagine he’d have dyslexia to that extent given that he got into UA, but i still love it. also i wonder how dyslexia displays itself in Japanese...? i mean i guess similarly you’d have trouble with the arrangement of the kanji but...

[lesbrarians]

albusmortem replied to your post: OH GOOD we’re getting into the “shipping roadrat...

Also saying they can’t be in a relationship because of mental illness is harmful to real people with mental illness who hear that. I spent years being told I was unlovable, and honestly it doesn’t feel much better seeing a character I strongly identify with getting the same treatment.

Yes, this too!!! Your mental illness doesn’t make you unlovable. Can people please stop perpetuating this harmful rhetoric, bc whether you’re referring to a fictional character or a real person, people with mental illnesses are gonna see it regardless, and it’s pretty fucking shitty

[shadowthorne]

I'm pretty sure Shiro is 100% the type of person to react to the phrase "get a life" by attempting to murder the person who said the phrase and when they incredulously ask what the hell he's doing, he'd say with a straight face, "You said to get a life, so I'm taking yours." I'm sorry, this was stuck in my head. I blame Infected Mushrooms.

kDKLJSKJDFLKJSDLFKJ I 100% agree omg how cute

[the-pallid-king]

@albusmortem

sure :V

@puraiuddo:

ichigo wants ichigo to be eaten alive. that's the problem.

...........................i don’t even know what to say to you, either of you

[disxllusion-blog1]

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   Aizen, actually.  Why?    

[Because~ The joke happens to be that Aizen is an insomniac. Get it? he doesn’t sleep?]

[ichxgo]

@albusmortem replied to your post “@shadowthorne replied to your photoset “colorsplash: ...”

[[ I'll have you know I have laughed so hard I'm in tears both times I saw that post now

that handsome horse