Oooooo. Ichigo's getting spicy. Shiro arches a brow, amused, a little smug. "Are you having your way with me?" That sounds like the oposite of a problem to him, but they clearly have different things in mind. He waves off all the heat and annoyance radiating from Ichigo. "Cool your jets. He knows we're a thing. He knows he's not supposed to get between us or target you or anything else. You're as off limits as me. You think I just broke it off with him and didn't warn him away from you? I'm not stupid. He's a cop. He could be a problem if he wanted to be. Besides. You should be glad if he's not into me enough to come bust me outta what he might think is a bad situation, shouldn't you?"
He laughs, eyes straying down the length of Ichigo's neck for a second. "I know, but if you're gonna wear me out and force me to go on a run with you. I'm gonna have my fun." There's no way any of this actually happens. Even if Ichigo did have the energy for a run after however much sex, even if he did convince Shiro into letting him piggyback him, they'd probably be lucky to make it out the door. It would devolve into either tired hilarity and goofing off, or more sex, before they made it to the elevator.
Shiro watches that piece of meat fall from frozen chopsticks and snorts an amused sound as he drops an elbow to the table and props his chin in his hand. But almost immediately he straightens again, indignant. "Hey. First, I'd never need a billboard to get laid, that's gross to even think about. Second. How was I supposed to know you were out? You didn't act it. You were dating a girl, badly, but still. And no one who is attracted to men isn't attracted to me, but you were trying so hard to rebuff all my efforts. Sounds pretty closeted to me." A billboard! Insane. Disturbing. But he would make a pretty hot billboard. He shrugs, taking a bite. "Yeah. That's half'a my negotiation tactic to make some sales."
It occurs to him, as Ichigo talks, that he's never been on a plane either. He's never had a reason to be on one. Both options sound nice. Really, he'd agree to just about anywhere Ichigo suggested. But, he shakes his head, "I don't have a passport. I'm sure we could charter a private plane or something." Trying to get a passport seems like a recipe for disaster. As if the government is going to just hand a known crime lord a legal document. "Or a fake passport." He blinks and looks over again at that question. "Yeah, why?"
He feels a little bad about the way Ichigo drops his hand like touching Shiro burned his fingers: like he could feel Shiro's knee jerk hostility. "I thought you grew up in a hospital." But now that it's said out loud, it's pretty dumb of him to think Ichigo knows everything a doctor would. Whatever. Shiro's literally never willingly went to a hospital, he's not likely to start now.
His brow furrows at the clatter of chopsticks and the way Ichigo not-quite frantically digs out his phone. "It's not that big of a deal. I'm fine." Not that Ichigo's listening. Stubborn bastard. He's already made up his mind. Watching Ichigo's face while he makes that call is at least entertaining. When the phone is pulled away, he can make out the tone of that earful Ichigo's getting and snorts. "S'a good thing it's not a big deal. Damn. If this were an emergency I'd be in trouble."
This Ishida guy sounds like a prick. He can already tell they're not going to get along. "The loading bay is too shady for him? Yeesh. How come he's never turned you in?"
His gaze snaps to Shiro’s face and his thoughts turn south. According to Shiro that’s exactly what he could’ve been doing this entire time. But, “Obviously not.” If this conversation is any indication, Shiro is very much still in control. Other than the not being able to leave part... But then Then Ichigo pauses, his eyes flicking over Shiro’s face. He’d always assumed there must’ve been a ‘stay away from my boyfriend’ conversation. He’d just never asked. It was Shiro’s business. They don’t keep much from each other, but that had always felt like a line he shouldn’t cross. He still isn’t convinced Shiro is right, though. Ichigo isn’t off limits. Not if a good opportunity and a moment of weakness crossed that cop’s path. Maybe Shiro’s just never been desperate enough over a relationship to consider murder.
He finally looks away, relaxes, huffs. “No. Why would I be glad about that? I could respect that. I just think he should stop halfassing it.” His eyes slide back to Shiro. “And for the record, I don’t think you like him more, so you can stop looking so smug.”
Sounds like they might both have a good time. Neither of them have ever needed much prompting. And he’s not about to argue. Shiro deserves more fun in his life. And not the mean kind that comes with business.
Ichigo had meant the billboard for announcing Shiro’s sexuality, but watching him get offended is honestly better. Until it comes back around. “Badly? What was I doing badly?” He flips his chopsticks around and pokes Shiro with the blunt ends. “You only couldn’t tell because I wasn’t drooling over your ass. I get how that’d be a new experience for you. But no one ever said I wasn’t attracted to you.” Except like hell was he giving Shiro that gun to point at his head. “You only wanted me because I wasn’t on my knees licking your boots.” Then Shiro shrugs and his eyes narrow. “It better not be.” Because if Ichigo finds out which clients, none of those people will be alive by the time Shiro gets back.
He nods, sips his tea. “We’ll get you one. You have the money.” And there are people for that. Ichigo has three. “So long as it’s not the kind that comes with a stripper.” But Ichigo smirks some at the question, glancing back up to meet that look. “Snorkeling. You’ll hate it.” Actually, he thinks Shiro will like looking around places, even underwater. It’s the paddleboarding he’s going to hate. Maybe. Ichigo is looking forward to finding out. Shiro has a natural athleticism that pains him since he almost never uses it.
“A clinic.” The correction is automatic.
He hesitates. But it’s Shiro. “I wasn’t around much. And when I was, I didn’t like—“ His jaw works. It wasn’t his thing, watching people suffer. He’s used to it now. And he saw a lot of it while hunting his mom’s killer. The clinic was different. “I tried not to be in there.”
He ignores the protest. Shiro would say he was fine even if he wasn’t.
“If this were an emergency, you’d be in the back of an ambulance.” Said quietly so as not to disturb Ishida’s rant and cause him to start all over.
That question gets a snort. “He’s sure as hell threatened it.” Though. Ichigo frowns. Why hasn’t Ishida ever turned him in? They barely get along. He must make Ishida’s life hell. Talks him into doing things Ishida wouldn’t do for anyone else. Ichigo’s always assumed it balanced out, because if Ishida ever asked, he’d do almost anything in return. Except Ishida never asks. “I don’t know.” He rubs the back of his neck. “We’re cousins or something a thousand times removed.” This is going to bother him now. Ishida has spent years patching Ichigo up, yelling at him, then patching him up again. Maybe… somewhere along the line, he decided keeping Ichigo alive was more important than being right. And fucking hell, does Ishida love being right. “Oh…” His face falls. “Oh, goddamn it.” He leans back again to scrub at the skin between his brows. “I owe him. I can’t owe Ishida.” This is the worst fucking thing to happen all week. Maybe not counting him being pretty sure Shiro wanted to murder him while detoxing.
"Obviously." He agrees, a somewhat disappointed tone to his voice.
He shrugs, "Do you want other guys to be into me enough to fight you for me? That sounds crazy, y'know? Whatever he's doing, seems like he's being civil. That's normal. And for the record, smug is a good look on me, so no."
The way Ichigo seems so surprised cracks him up. "All of it, but especially the part where you were trying to be in a straight relationship." He frowns lightly at those chopsticks as they poke him, smacking them away half heartedly before he looks back up at Ichigo. He scoffs, "Exactly! Like I said; no one who's attracted to men doesn't drool over my ass. You were definitely attracted to me, I could tell. I don't waste my time on straight guys very often. You were attracted me, from inside the closet." At this point he's mostly just teasing to get a ride out of Ichigo, keeping himself entertained. He agrees with Ichigo's statement easily. "That, and you're hot. That fuckin' scowly thing you did every time you saw me? Like you wanted to strangle me in a murder way and also a kink way? Hot." Oh. There's that little jealous streak again. He grins. "Why? A little flirtatious distraction goes a long way sometimes." It's not his fault if someone is thinking too hard with their dick instead of working out the math they're negotiating.
He snorts a laugh at how casually Ichigo mentions his finances. "Good to know I'm still sittin' pretty after I hired my own kidnappers and you running my business." His brows go up, "Is that a real thing? Can I get one with a pole? Will you dance on it?" Of course his brain goes from strippers to Ichigo stripping. He's obsessed. Even if he did higher strippers, there's no way he'd find them as attractive as Ichigo.
Snorkeling. Huh. "Have you done that before?" He's genuinely curious. This all sounds a little far fetched; a tropical beach vacation with snorkeling. That's the kind of thing you see on TV, not the kind of thing he ever thought he'd experience. But he frowns. "Why would I hate it? Better yet, if you think I'm gonna hate it, why are we doing it?"
He rolls his eyes about being corrected. "How is a clinic different from a hospital?"
He makes a face about the ambulance. He's been in a couple of those and he's never had a good time. He goes back to picking at his food, huffing a small laugh about this doctor threatening to turn Ichigo in. He's pretty sure that's not legal, but maybe patient confidentiality only extends to drugs, not murder. He slurps down a noodle while watching Ichigo have a small crisis, a brow arching. He swallows, then grunts. "How many times has he patched you up? That's an awful lot of trust for a cousin a million times removed. Kinda seems like you might owe him big time."











