#alcohol m.

[iiryoku]

Coworkers: drink, drink-

Me, tipsy: I love Akivili

[librarycards]

man i love a bloody mary. i love drinking pasta sauce and whole olives like it's a normal cocktail

[aoiiryoku]

Me: drinks a bit

Dabi: naughty time

Me: down you brat

[akairyoku-aa]

Jen: You started drinking yet? Mimi: yeah I finished a bottle Jen: A WHOLE BOTTLE  Jen: A WHOLE WINE BOTTLE?? Mimi: NO! You think I am an alcoholic Wth LMAO

[kidcudifanblog]

get you a friend who will pick you up from a bar when ur drunk and take to to get mcnuggets, thanks @neongelpen

[toadettecosplayer]

It took me less than 24 hours to throw my clothes and accessories all over this bus but I had no motivation to clean. Now I'm telling myself I can drink once I clean up my mess and your bitch was never so quick to get off his ass and clean up after himself.

[getawaytrips]

a drunk brian ft. a confused siri

[bvkedblvd]

hi fam, i'm the gunner. friends call me kells, fam calls me k, your girl probably calls me daddy, my girls think the new thing is to call me "machine". come and rage with the machine, i guess? i'm a rapper, actor, model, dad to the sassiest 7 year old, king of cleveland, twitter rampage having, jameson drinking, black flag swinging asshole. if i'm not driving around cleveland, you can find me playing the greatest show on earth at my residency in las vegas, hosting emo night in la, or crying on the beach. i'm the president of a movement called est (everyone stands together) and i put on for them everywhere i go. if you see me, i expect you to either salute, raise your flag, or throw up an L. my album bloom comes out on may 12th and you can find me on gh @ vlphaomega if you wanna tell me you've preordered it.