#kingdom:intro

[queenbeemoji-blog]

There’s more people following me now so here I go.

I’m Jamie, you might have seen me in magazines but you’ve definitely seen me in your studio recording your album. I’m from New York but I reside in LA and I get overheated too easily so I’m usually never wearing clothes unless I have to be. if you like cats then you’ll love my lil calico named Molly-Anne. I don’t really know what else to say here since I hate intros but you can find me on google @ sunlightandmoonlightt !!

[indicastrand-blog]

i never meant to post those photos the other day so if you shared my captionless ass focused shots then i’m sorry. i’m sydney, one of the carlson sisters, and i’m smoking 50% of the time, drinking 40% of the time, while causing some sort of minor trouble the other 10% of the time. i like sleep, dogs, and rolling my body like everyone did at middle school dances while trying to be sexy. speaking of sleep, i haven’t slept yet and i’m still super sore from being crammed in a box until four something in the morning but that’s the price you pay for being just celebrity enough to be here.

indicastrand is hangouts and i would love for a few of you to come chat with me

[youthfulmenace-blog]

// what are you gonna do with a boy who doesn't sleep? // Hello! I'm Luca Styles, you probably know of my big brother but please pretend you've at least heard my name before (bonus points if you lie to me and say you love my band). I play the drums in a little band, SWEAR, and I also model from time to time. If you wanna talk about being lowkey savage or how much dogs mean to the well being of the world then, please, get in touch with me on hangouts / wastingtiime

[horrorcutiie-blog]

hello! my name is apphia but you can call me phi and leave it there, i'm a dog mom to jaxon and 1/2 of the dj set ¥ntendo. i love dogs, music, lingerie, and trying to keep my hair both blue and healthy (a real challenge). catch me on aim at metaphoriical so we can be fast friends.

[ghostlyaffliction-blog]

call me travis, the lanky bitch that put an end to t mills and likes to act like that wasn't me being a fuck boy supreme. ive grown up, cleaned up, and still make shitty music but it's not as bad as it was before so ill take it. ive got a tiny dog named fig and really i don't care about anything else but that little cute ass dog. my gh is nightlyriot if you feel inclined to talk about literally anything other than my past

[gunningdecisions-blog]

Nearly posted my nudes but I caught myself just in time, thank god for not being THAT drunk yet. My name is Nicolaus but just calling me Nico works fine. I'm your local tough guy that's really into 90s rock and mourning Chris Cornell deeply. Catch me on hangouts in you're so inclined to do so at twoghcsts.

[cursedmybedroom-blog]

My name is Nicolaus Klein, I'm a boxer as well as a whiskey extraordinaire and I take pride in both. This picture was right next to nudes so consider your blessed that you didn't see a full frontal (I almost hit the wrong one). I love 90s rock, tattoos, and music but you can catch me on GH @ twoghcsts to talk about anything under the sun.

[finerth-ngs-blog1]

hi my names camille and tumblr just ate my intro the first two times i wrote it, welcome to jackass. harry styles just released an album that was almost entirely about me but i ain't let it get to my head. if i had to pinpoint one place that i was the queen of i wouldn't be able to because i've lived everywhere from germany, to nyc, to la, to new zealand and australia; currently found in cloudy columbus which is a huge problem for a woman who wants to live in a bikini 12 months a year. i'm a 28 year old fitness model and tv personality, i starred in a show called the gc (that's gold coast) which was basically a combination of jersey shore and the oc but with a bunch of australian accents and my thick german one. my hobbies include shitposting, watching men write albums about me and then leaving them, thinking about post malone, and making sure my booth is the loudest one at every fitness expo. i'm a new mum and there's a 99% chance i'm tired and wondering why my husband never sweeps the floor. if this intro didn't make you think that all i do is the most and you should steer clear of me, my gh is prettylittlethvg