GTA IV Radio Commercial: Alcotine Patch
Male Brain Surgeon: I'm a brain surgeon, the monotony can really get to you. But thanks to overzealous laws I can't light up a cigarette or do shots to relax my nerves. With Alcotine Patch; it really lightens the mood, especially after an unfortunate patient death.
Female Announcer: The Alcotine Patch is the same refreshing feeling of twelve beers and a pack of cigarettes at all once. And now when you crash your sports car through the front door of a fast-food restaurant you'll pass a breathalyzer. The Alcotine Patch - it's half alcohol half nicotine; delivered transdermally and discreetly. So you feel relaxed and refreshed. Pick up the Alcotine Patch at your local pharmacy today!









