#aldersmoke

[bramblepaws]

I saw your post and figured I'd let you know there is a way to turn off retweets for people! If you go to their page, hit the three dots and the top option should be "Turn off Retweets". It's one of those features that people don't really talk about but it does exist and it's Extremely helpful lol

holy SHIT thank you so much!! 

[extraneousdominomask]

aldersmoke replied to your post

I agree and totally not just because that would make me share a birthday with him, nope not at all.

NICE

[warriorsredux]

I think I’m gunna start answering asks in bulk twice a day so I can save posts. 

wrenstep: Probably the Dalmation one? I kind of like all of them, though. Ironically I didn’t care too much about the platypus one. The joke tag is “chicanery”, and I don’t know what SH stands for, so... Plus, I don’t do much “react” answers nowadays. I prefer to let people imagine things. 

aldersmoke: WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY NICE ASKS TODAY WHAT THE SHIT (thank you very much im glad youre enjoying this and i have an original thing here if that interests you okay bye youre awesome)

Anon: On mobile, I believe you can swipe to the left on the part with “ask” and “submit” to get to the pages. If you can’t, here!

[glimmergremlin]

April 2019. Something a little different and I can't even remember what inspired this, I just needed to make a Tamagotchi style thing but with Alder in it because I had to. Patreon | Ko-Fi

[handsomejackass]

aldersmoke replied to your post: my dad was cleaning out the trash at the morgue...

i’m almost in tears oh my god

he likes to have fun

[handsomejackass]

aldersmoke replied to your post: 35. Best protagonist? 36. Best antagonist? :3c

Man Seymour still reminds me of you, like over years I’d see him and just think of you.

this is the best tbh thank u

[vexingly-yours]

Kasal and Sabi

i’ll do Sabi first and put Kasal under the cut for spoilers!

Sabi

Pros: gaining Sabi’s trust means you’ll more than likely have a lifelong partner, or at the very least, friend. he expects you to be honest with him and he’ll offer the same courtesy. if you like to relax instead of go out, Sabi is a perfect person to date.

Cons:  if you’re the kind of person who is pretty active socially and otherwise, Sabi can get really exhausted with it and prefer to just remain friends. he’s a homebody, mostly because of disability, but also that he just likes to stay home. he has a hard time trusting people, so him opening up to you will be a pretty slow process. he will also not hold back on telling you something about yourself that he doesn’t like and usually won’t feel bad for doing it. in an argument, he will refuse to back down and believe that HE is right and you’re wrong. he can hold grudges for a long time too, and will never be the first one to apologize. betraying his trust in any way is immediate expulsion from his life.

Kasal

Pros: Kasal’s got split personalities, BOTH personalities are very active and need a lot of physical activity - which is great for homebodies to come out of their comfort zone and get out and about (IT’S LIKE HAVING AN ACTUAL DOG!!!). Good Boy Kasal is fun loving and generous and gets excited really easily. surprisingly, Bad Boy Kasal is not a rough partner and is actually more or less chill around someone he loves out of fear of scaring them away. he’s actually a lot easier to calm down than his Good Boy counterpart, especially when he gets violent towards other people. both personalities would definitely stand up for you if they needed to... granted, in different ways.

Cons: dating Kasal comes with a lot of HEAVY baggage. split personalities means dating two completely different people at the same time. the Good Boy personality has a really hard time focusing on single things, so he can actually be really flighty and easily distracted. Bad Boy will demand your full attention in a relationship. he’s a jealous partner and has very few boundaries. he can honestly get kind of scary when confronting someone who doesn’t like you or is otherwise treating you poorly. he’s not above threatening people and would definitely beat the shit out of someone who hurt you. he won’t expect you to partake in his dangerous lifestyle, but he would rather you just accept it because he’s not really willing to change that so easily. regardless of which personality is out, you have one huge thing to worry about: he’s going to destroy your shoes. hide them or buy a ton of squeaky toys.

[vexingly-yours]

For FR: Kier. For WUMB: Clover.

Kier

Pros: want a girlfriend and a dog? jackpot. hella loyal. loves fashion and making clothing, so she’ll probably design you a whole wardrobe that works perfect for you specifically.

Cons: MAYBE a pro also, but she’ll bring you a dead thing to eat sometimes. she can be kinda hard to read as a partner and has a hard time getting close to others romantically (she’s totally got a tragic backstory).

Clover

Pros: EXTREMELY easy to get close to because she’s pretty desperate to make friends, so it’s not hard to get her to open up at all. will let you pet her. she also gives luck to her friends, but probably even MORE luck to a partner.

Cons: unlucky as fuck and has a lot of breakdowns and anxiety from being so miserable in regards to her bad luck. she need constant coaching to do most things. no belly rubs. definitely coughs up hairballs.