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♪ The animals, the animals trapped, trapped, trapped 'til the cage is full ♪
not forgiving yall for watching her have crazy intense chemistry and tension WITH THREE WOMEN and do nothing about it
Unpopular OITNB opinions because I’m bored and procrastinating
I had little to no interest in Taystee and found her outright annoying at times. She was okay in the earlier seasons and my idea of her was that she was good character that I didn’t like due to personal preference. However, in the later season, I felt that she could be irritating, irrational and depressing in an unenjoyable way and that she got far too much screen time for what I considered to be a rather dull plot.
I find it hilarious when people try to complain about people on the show being mean or bad people. Like yes, that’s why 99% of them have landed themselves in prison. The funniest examples of this complaint are when people say that Lorna, someone who grew up Italian-American in New York, could sometimes say racist things or when Flaritza, two girls who probably couldn’t even legally drink before they went to prison and, in Maritza’s case at least, didn’t seem to have parents who cared for them, could sometimes be bitchy and immature. These comments are even funnier when whoever says this then goes on to say that they love Frieda, Carol and Barb.
In my personal opinion, Season 2 was the best season quality-wise but Season 4 was better when it came down to drama and entertainment. Season 3 was actually one of my favourites aside from Alex’s whole paranoid arc and I didn’t really mind the panty storyline. Season 1 was obviously good, if a little slow and boring at first. Season 5 shouldn’t have dragged on for so long, if they were only going to cover three days, although I probably would have enjoyed it if it hadn’t felt so absurd and weird compared to previous seasons. Season 7 was depressing trauma porn from start to finish and Season 6 was dreadful n every single way and a terrible conclusion for the riot.
I felt like the family dynamics became way less cohesive it’s the show progressed and people that had once gotten on perfectly well were suddenly at each other’s throats and vice versa. A good example of this was Spanish Harlem which went from a clearly outlined family where Aleida and Gloria acted as parents, Blanca was not a part of the group and the other four ( Maria, Daya, Maritza and Flaca ) pretty much did whatever Aleida said. Contrast this to Season 4/5 where Aleida leaves but Flaritza and Maria don’t seem to even notice, Gloria just let’s Maria have control over Harlem with no complaints whatsoever, Maria and Maritza seem to be at each other’s throats one second and back to there seemingly rather good Season 2/3 friendship the next, Blanca is suddenly an active member of the group and Gloria only cares about Daya. This faulty dynamic is true for all of the other groups as well, and never gets the chance to recover after they are sent to Max.
I didn’t like how some of the seriously traumatic stuff that happened to some of these characters, especially in Season 4, was never addressed by the show again and seemed to forgotten after the episode ended by both the writers and the character themself. You’re telling me that Maritza was creeped on, forced to eat a live animal, held at gunpoint and repeatedly harassed but she bounced back after throwing up like twice and hugging Flaca. In reality, she would probably take a long while to recover or feel truly comfortable in her own skin again, maybe even experiencing some PTSD, which could have been an interesting storyline to take her character down through Season 5, instead of relegating her back to comedy bits and pop culture references.
That’s all my opinions for now, although I will probably make a Part 2 for this post. Hope you agreed with at least one of my takes and that you don’t want to kill me for some of the things I said.
MILF Wildcard (Round One)
Aleida Diaz (Orange is the New Black)
Sarah McCool (Derry Girls)
What They’re Like When They’re Turned On (Orange Is The New Black Preference)
Aleida Diaz: Aleida gets a little whiny, and a bit handsy as well. Her patience get super short and eventually she’ll just pull you away from whatever you’re doing if you’re busy, until she’s been satisfied, then she’ll kiss you and let you go back to it.
Alex Vause: Alex is a huge flirt when she’s turned on. She’ll really crank up the charm until you can’t possibly resist her anymore. She knows the exact right things to say to get you in the mood too, so it’s a battle she always wins.
Carol Denning: Carol is demanding when she’s turned on. She doesn’t play around. She knows what she wants and she’ll be damn direct about it. That’s usually enough to get you all worked up as well.
Linda Ferguson: Linda becomes such a brat when she’s turned on. She wants you to know she wants you, but she also wants to make it hard for you to actually get her. Once you finally do get her in bed, you’ll realize that it was totally worth the chase.
Lorna Morello: Sex and romance go hand in hand for Lorna and when she’s turned on, she’ll also be in a super romantic sort of mood, wanting to whisk you away on a fancy date then take you home and get you into bed.
Natalie Figueroa: Fig, as with most feelings, will often try to suppress it when she gets turned on. Unless it’s an opportune time for her, she'll change the subject to literally anything else just to make the feeling go away. When you’re able to convince her to let go and give into it, it’s absolutely thrilling.
Nicky Nichols: Nicky is insatiable when she’s turned on. She positively won’t leave you alone until you let her take you somewhere for at least a quickie. And once you give in, Nicky will have a smirk on her face for the rest of the day.
Red Reznikov: Red handles all her emotions pretty well, and it’s hard to tell one from another with her, but when she is turned on, she’ll be a bit more quiet and a little less grumpy than usual. If you time it just right, she'll even admit to it and go sneak off with you somewhere.
For @vivis-ghost-wife
Laura Prepon directing episode 7x05 of 'Orange is the New Black'
Orange is the New Black Ending
Orange is the New Black’s ending was horrible. Piper and Alex has been the main couple on the show through all 7 seasons but they broke up. The writers completely destroyed Daya’s character because she use to be so sweet but then she became this horrible person and in the last episode we see Aleida strangling Daya. Also, Lorna’s baby died and she couldn’t handle it so she went crazy and Red’s got dementia. The writers completely ruined most of the main characters. The only good thing about the ending was that we saw a lot of old characters come back.
Esme Atkins is brought in to help take care of the Litchfield inmates... now she has to deal with Aleida who is often sent to her as the woman seems to enjoy causing a fight... can she ever get Aleida to settle down?