May 24, 2018
Alex on diaper duty being his only job? Oh please, we all know he fucking babies Philip when nobody is around.
Alex: Pfft… No! I like the kid, but he needs to be taught discipline!
Laf: Mon amour… don’t lie.
Alex: what are you talking ‘bout Laf?
John: WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF YOU BABY TALKING PHILIP! telling him how he will “kill Jefferson for daddy and make him proud one day” or something.
Alex: WHAT!? no… t-that wasn’t me…. OH LOOK JOHN A TURTLE!
John: where?!
Alex: *takes johns phone and runs* YEET!John/Laf: OH NO YOU DONT!