#alexander larson

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"You're fucking kidding me. This is just perfect. Out of all the people in the world, they set me up with you. Great. Fucking great."

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'cuddle'

"It's nice to know you're not mad at me anymore," He grinned, pulling the girl closer into his side and tightening the blanket around them both. "Except we both know you can't have Zander cuddles without a little bit of kissing..."

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zander and nel, bitch

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

For this I’m going to have say both Nel and Zander. I can imagine the two of them sitting there talking about it and then looking each other dead in the eye and being like, “Wanna try it?” “Fuck yeah.”

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Zander because Nel would probably put the cat before having sex anyway and would see to it that it got outside ok.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Definitely Zander. He’d probably get so many vines of her talking to the pets or singing “under the sea” to the fishes. 

who breaks the most phones

I don’t know why, but definitely Nel.

who dies first

Zander. I don’t want to talk about why….. .-. 

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

Probably neither, if I’m being honest. I feel like they have fights over what milk to buy at the grocery store and Nel always ends up getting her way because sex gets taken off the table and Zander gives in. 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Zander. He definitely would try and fail at taking care of their many pets although he’d act like he knows what he is doing to please Nel. 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Nel for this one because I feel like she’d keep Zander up worrying about the pets and he’d tell her to go sleep with them. ( in which Nel would probably get up and actually go sleep with the pets. ) 

who uses the computer most

Zander to look at porn……..