#alexanderpearce

[oliver-depp]

While Julia is busy with her own beauty, her husband has fun.

That sounds dangerous

#JohnnyDepp #barnabascollins #drajuliahoffman #juliahoffman #AlexanderPearce #barnank

[lenjaminmacbuttons]

very intrigued by 'nooo, that duck is Too old' for the tag/ask game..

unfortunately no actual ducks feature in this work lol, it's a taz amnesty fic about duck newton considering potential consequences of starting a family in his forties :') its an oldish one and i never got much past the opening banter, but i do love the opening banter so here it is ^-^

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The tally hit ten. Four minutes into talking to this pair of fellow theater parents, and they had just made the tenth pop culture reference that Duck didn’t understand. That was a new record.

“You know, from the last Star Wars?” said the handsome dad with the long hair, whose name Duck had already forgotten--Arthur? Arnold? He knew the guy’s husband was named Seymour, probably. Actually, now that he thought about it, he didn’t remember either of their names. He just knew their kid was playing Lumiere opposite Kelly’s Babette, and that they knew a lot better than he did what was hip with the kids.

“Like, the new series?” Duck asked. “The Mandalorian reboot?” 

Arnold-Probably chuckled at him. “No, the movie. ‘Return of Endor?’”

Return? When’d it leave? “I, uh, I guess I stopped payin’ attention to the movies after Daisy Ridley.”

“Daisy Ridley’s in it.”

"She still acting? I thought she retired?"

"A four-second cameo hardly counts as being 'in it,' darling," said Seymour-Probably, lightly squeezing his husband's knee. "Not to mention it just looked like reused footage from ‘Terrace Under The Moon’."

Ah, and that made eleven. When were Beak and Minerva coming back from the restroom?

As if on cue--or probably just a subconscious message through the wormhole in his brain, he never really bothered to figure out what exactly the deal with that was now--the tall brown-and-blue shape of Minerva appeared in his vision, with Beak perched happily on her back. Duck scooted to the front of his seat and waved a hand over his head, a signal for help.

Beak grinned and misinterpreted his wave. “Daddy, catch!”

She didn't give him nearly enough warning; the little bag of Fritos slammed into his face hard enough to send a lesser man unconscious.

"Your reflexes have become rusty, Duck Newton." Minerva swung Beak off her back and into Duck's lap. "Perhaps our children should join our next sparring session."

"Yeah!" Beak chirped, popping open the chips. “But just me, though, cus I think if Kelly joined too she would accidentally actually cut your head off.”

[micahdotgov]

who is winning if you put them in a pit together jamie doctor who or jamie the thick of it many people are asking this

this is a great question and i will be answering it completely seriously. at first it seems the obvious answer is jamie dw as he actually fought in a battle and has most likely actually killed at least one person, and he always carries his sgian-dubh. however, jamie ttoi has a rage in him that jamie dw simply does not have, i believe that jamie ttoi has definitely at one point put a man in the hospital by severely beating him in a pub brawl. if jamie dw gets to keep his knife, then he wins purely because he has a weapon he knows how to use (jamie ttoi would still fight until the end). if it's just their bare hands, then jamie ttoi wins, as he is capable of a level of pure violence that jamie dw can't compete with

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

okay. bunny and the bull unironically a lifechanging movie for me as a devout horrible histories watcher as a child (and now!). cannot stress enough that simon farnaby gets his cock out. but it was also sooo earnest and heartfelt and Extremely homoerotic and aesthetically awesome - the conceit of the sets made of paper &c was sooo good, and the artist who did the music was one ive listened to sporadically in the past so that was cool!! literally just rambling sorry but this movie deserves so much more. oh dear god i just checked ao3 and theres?? no fics. i am going to have to change this at some point.

anyway thanks again for the link!!! new favourite movie </3

you are so right about all of this like the SETS????? the HOMOEROTICISM???? the MUSIC???????? ARRURGRHRH and yes for real 100% in real life he does get his cock out. AND THERES LITERALLY NO FICS. if you write one I will owe you my life. <333

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

sees tumblr url bunnyandthebull oh i wonder if they know where i as a non-brit can watch 2009's bunny and the bull as i had given up the search for a moment. pinned post. (seriously thanks and thanks to partywithponies too!!!!!)

hehehe no problem!! really hope you enjoy it as much as I did 🧡

[transfedorov]

sorry u dont know me we’re mutuals in law through micah but i thought u might enjoy this information #hockeyplayers

any mutual in law is either my dear friend or my sworn enemy its fine

[transfedorov]

did u hear about the australian hockey player who got his finger amputated so that he could play in the olympics. it was really badly injured and would have taken weeks to heal normally and he wouldn’t have been able to compete but getting it amputated would only take ten days so he did it. guy called matt dawson.

i did not hear about this i dont follow field hockey at all i wasnt aware that this part of hockey culture exists in field hockey as well god damn

[micahdotgov]

happy birthday omg!!!!! <33

thank you!!!!! <33