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it's got old

#go my target audience of 5🪲#nirvanna the band the show #ntbts #nirvana the band the show #mattjay #king gizzard & the lizard wizard #it's got old #fan edit #fan art #my art #collage #my posts

ive been badly neglecting my 3 year old daughter named Petrodragonic Apocalypse

#im so sorry baby im trying to work out who took the favourite album in the divorce or if it can be like joint custody kind of thing #yknow what fuck it im listening right now. on my way to aldi. lets go #my posts

petrodragonicapocalypse

petrodragonic apocalypse is like if theyinvented sex

#OH MY GOD ITS PETRO BIRTHDAY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WAAAAAAAAA #thank you for reminding me prev omg #3 years old....😭

getting my dick blown smoove off by depeche mode's violator at 9am on a tuesday

#how the fuck did i not know about this #my posts #music

the funniest possible dj just got announced for my local club venue. stars just aligned in the shape of a big fat cock and balls. the matt johnson summer im about to have

#when i said there is a light that never goes out is coming back for 2026 i was NOT JOKING!!!!#ohhhh its gonna be so fucking funny #my posts

really funny to me that the climax of the viceland ntbts s1 finale has almost the exact same plot beats as the bbc sh*rlock s2 finale (one of their yaois "dies" falling off a rooftop in a dramatic standoff only to be revealed to have survived as a result of a clever off-camera scheme) but like in a way that actually works and is entertaining

#matt johnson could take mark g*tiss in a fight so easy its not even funny #sorry for making this post btw #my posts #ntbts #ntbts spoilers

bestfri3ndrice

#STOP STOPPPPPP #the egg🤔#ntbts

showed my irls ntbts and we were talking about how it compares to other comedies and i was like "oh for sure i think stath lets flats is funnier but nirvanna is definitely more intellectually stimulating" and they laughed at me so hard because yeah ok i had forgotten that from their point of view i'd just shown them 20 minutes of a guy accidentally putting a massive banner of his penis on a building and then setting it on fire

#YOU DPNT EVEN KNOW HOW SEROIUS THIS SHIT GETS OK #ntbts #my posts

rickyapologist

do you ever think about what could have happened to matt johnson if he never met the 2 or 3 almost pathologically supportive people who stayed locked in for him during the most vulnerable times of his life and career? like this is a guy who has genuinely stated that in a close possible universe he could have brought a gun into his highschool and now he's directing movies for a24 and winning awards for his passion project with his best friend of 20+ years. it could have been so, so different.

#trying to explain ntbts to someone and they were like oh yeah i looked that up and it kinda seems like theyre bad people idk? and i was like #Oh Buddy. Now See Here's Where it Gets Interesting #ntbts

ive genuinely been preparing for like 5 years finding stuff thats cool to watch/do on drugs with friends and it is all paying off so hard rn

#THANK UOU KING GIZZARDDDDDDDD #my posts

im gonna scream guys ive got friends who take my special mushrooms with me and let me put on polygondwanaland and then instead of being annoyed or bored they say "dude when we get to the end of this can we listen to it again" and then the next day they say "your music taste is so cool and also that nirvana show you put on was really funny" GIYSSS😭 GUYSSSDGSSSVSSS😭😭

#wait actually my life is so gucking awespme #crazy hack btw: david attenborough bugs documentary on the projector no sound + polygondwanaland on the cd player #you would not even believe what these bugs were doing #my posts