king lezzard

23 / any pronouns / art n music sometimes / one day we're all gonna live

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

it's got old

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

the funniest possible dj just got announced for my local club venue. stars just aligned in the shape of a big fat cock and balls. the matt johnson summer im about to have

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

really funny to me that the climax of the viceland ntbts s1 finale has almost the exact same plot beats as the bbc sh*rlock s2 finale (one of their yaois "dies" falling off a rooftop in a dramatic standoff only to be revealed to have survived as a result of a clever off-camera scheme) but like in a way that actually works and is entertaining

[bestfri3ndrice]

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

showed my irls ntbts and we were talking about how it compares to other comedies and i was like "oh for sure i think stath lets flats is funnier but nirvanna is definitely more intellectually stimulating" and they laughed at me so hard because yeah ok i had forgotten that from their point of view i'd just shown them 20 minutes of a guy accidentally putting a massive banner of his penis on a building and then setting it on fire

[rickyapologist]

do you ever think about what could have happened to matt johnson if he never met the 2 or 3 almost pathologically supportive people who stayed locked in for him during the most vulnerable times of his life and career? like this is a guy who has genuinely stated that in a close possible universe he could have brought a gun into his highschool and now he's directing movies for a24 and winning awards for his passion project with his best friend of 20+ years. it could have been so, so different.

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

ive genuinely been preparing for like 5 years finding stuff thats cool to watch/do on drugs with friends and it is all paying off so hard rn

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

im gonna scream guys ive got friends who take my special mushrooms with me and let me put on polygondwanaland and then instead of being annoyed or bored they say "dude when we get to the end of this can we listen to it again" and then the next day they say "your music taste is so cool and also that nirvana show you put on was really funny" GIYSSS😭 GUYSSSDGSSSVSSS😭😭

[kinnoth-2]

matthew explaining the troubles to 10 year old he assumes has cancer

[dogonthefreeway]

no idea if ill work on this more at all but 👍 stuart

ref under da cut

[skaggot489]

Sharing my newfound yaoi footage with tumblr. Happy pride month stu and ambrose mackenzie-smith

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

your main goal as an adult should be developing your onion technique

[eldritchbuddy]

crazy girlfriend

[cazyhazemave]

you set up something really nice for me and i will make it fucking weird

[cazyhazemave]

you set up something really nice for me and i will make it fucking weird

[hattedjanitor]

"It was so bad, I get so depressed after we shoot something. It's unbelievable. You know it took me seven months to look at the footage from The Dirties... Seven months, of me just being afraid of looking at even a single frame. I would turn it on for a second, watch maybe thirty seconds, and then get so sick to my stomach I couldn't watch it anymore. The same thing happened with every single episode of Nirvana the Band."

Matt Johnson, 2013 (Albie's Rocknroll Mix Tapes)

"You're so lazy. You're wasting all your time. I can't believe this. I would say that the world is before you, all you need to do is work, the greatest enemy is yourself, nobody is trying to stop you. You are by far the biggest impediment to your own development, and you are going to need to sober up and become an adult, and you're completely pathetic."

Matt Johnson's advice to his younger self, 2023 (Write On)

[mattys-marbles]

jolene - dolly parton.mp3