king lezzard

23 / any pronouns / art n music sometimes / one day we're all gonna live

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it's got old

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saw backrooms in the cinema with my friends last night and i didn't even mention once about the jay mcarroll controversially younger gf softlaunch and i only screamed a little bit when they played the tony trailer. i am haunted by spectres btw

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gaz of tropical fuck storm @ the electric ballroom, 02.09.25

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And I have the same old dream about a tunnel by my bed From where the stench of shit of minotaurs yawns like lewd and evil breath But instinct and a map has set to work inside my head Instead of shedding tears, I've learned to drink and piss instead

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matt johnson is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks repressed and sublimated homosexuality is a more compelling artistic choice. jay mccarrol is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks he grew out of it when he stopped wearing metrosexual cardigans

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hey matt johnson why is one of your favourite movies the talented mr ripley and why is one of your favourite books the picture of dorian grey and why is your favourite band the smiths

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hope he's having a miserable pride month

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just found out petrodragonic apocalypse and the smiths' the queen is dead share a birthday. truly hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. the queen is DEAD

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ive been badly neglecting my 3 year old daughter named Petrodragonic Apocalypse

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petrodragonic apocalypse is like if theyinvented sex

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getting my dick blown smoove off by depeche mode's violator at 9am on a tuesday

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the funniest possible dj just got announced for my local club venue. stars just aligned in the shape of a big fat cock and balls. the matt johnson summer im about to have

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really funny to me that the climax of the viceland ntbts s1 finale has almost the exact same plot beats as the bbc sh*rlock s2 finale (one of their yaois "dies" falling off a rooftop in a dramatic standoff only to be revealed to have survived as a result of a clever off-camera scheme) but like in a way that actually works and is entertaining

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showed my irls ntbts and we were talking about how it compares to other comedies and i was like "oh for sure i think stath lets flats is funnier but nirvanna is definitely more intellectually stimulating" and they laughed at me so hard because yeah ok i had forgotten that from their point of view i'd just shown them 20 minutes of a guy accidentally putting a massive banner of his penis on a building and then setting it on fire