king lezzard

23 / any pronouns / art n music sometimes / one day we're all gonna live

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

it's got old

[blessyouhawkeye]

matt johnson is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks repressed and sublimated homosexuality is a more compelling artistic choice. jay mccarrol is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks he grew out of it when he stopped wearing metrosexual cardigans

[onlinewebseries]

hey matt johnson why is one of your favourite movies the talented mr ripley and why is one of your favourite books the picture of dorian grey and why is your favourite band the smiths

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

hope he's having a miserable pride month

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

just found out petrodragonic apocalypse and the smiths' the queen is dead share a birthday. truly hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. the queen is DEAD

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

PETRODRAGONIC APOCALYSPE😭😭😭 PETROXRAFONIC APOCAL6PDSE3EEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

ive been badly neglecting my 3 year old daughter named Petrodragonic Apocalypse

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

petrodragonic apocalypse is like if theyinvented sex

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

getting my dick blown smoove off by depeche mode's violator at 9am on a tuesday

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

the funniest possible dj just got announced for my local club venue. stars just aligned in the shape of a big fat cock and balls. the matt johnson summer im about to have

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

really funny to me that the climax of the viceland ntbts s1 finale has almost the exact same plot beats as the bbc sh*rlock s2 finale (one of their yaois "dies" falling off a rooftop in a dramatic standoff only to be revealed to have survived as a result of a clever off-camera scheme) but like in a way that actually works and is entertaining

[bestfri3ndrice]

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

showed my irls ntbts and we were talking about how it compares to other comedies and i was like "oh for sure i think stath lets flats is funnier but nirvanna is definitely more intellectually stimulating" and they laughed at me so hard because yeah ok i had forgotten that from their point of view i'd just shown them 20 minutes of a guy accidentally putting a massive banner of his penis on a building and then setting it on fire

[rickyapologist]

do you ever think about what could have happened to matt johnson if he never met the 2 or 3 almost pathologically supportive people who stayed locked in for him during the most vulnerable times of his life and career? like this is a guy who has genuinely stated that in a close possible universe he could have brought a gun into his highschool and now he's directing movies for a24 and winning awards for his passion project with his best friend of 20+ years. it could have been so, so different.

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

ive genuinely been preparing for like 5 years finding stuff thats cool to watch/do on drugs with friends and it is all paying off so hard rn

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

im gonna scream guys ive got friends who take my special mushrooms with me and let me put on polygondwanaland and then instead of being annoyed or bored they say "dude when we get to the end of this can we listen to it again" and then the next day they say "your music taste is so cool and also that nirvana show you put on was really funny" GIYSSS😭 GUYSSSDGSSSVSSS😭😭

[kinnoth-2]

matthew explaining the troubles to 10 year old he assumes has cancer