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its intra intrasport

#theres literally like 4 people in the world who are gonna get both references but i hope u guys find this and enjoy it #the dirties #the dirties (2013)#king gizzard & the lizard wizard #intrasport #fan art #matt johnson #my posts #tw gun #tw school shooting #sorry the gif is ass quality i dont know anything about making gifs i just had a vision

petrodragonicapocalypse

if you think matt survives at the end of the dirties literally dont hmu dont interact he shoots himself in the head or he runs out in front of the cops and they obliterate his ass and like even if he IS somehow arrested alive he kills himself on day ONE of prison. before the fucking trial. #doomedblorbo #girlwhosnotgonnamakeit

petrodragonicapocalypse

Wait sorry guys i changed my mind schizogamy was right

petrodragonicapocalypse

okay my new 100% serious theory: right as matt is about to run out towards the cops and have his big "i'd rather do something amazing and die than live" narrative completion moment he trips on a weird bit of carpet and smacks his head on a doorframe and dies instantly. no one even saw it

#ok back to my job #my posts

petrodragonicapocalypse

if you think matt survives at the end of the dirties literally dont hmu dont interact he shoots himself in the head or he runs out in front of the cops and they obliterate his ass and like even if he IS somehow arrested alive he kills himself on day ONE of prison. before the fucking trial. #doomedblorbo #girlwhosnotgonnamakeit

petrodragonicapocalypse

Wait sorry guys i changed my mind schizogamy was right

#the problem with dirties theorising is that you fall into the trap that matt(character) makes the entire film which is trying to make it all #into a satisfying narrative #alas my heart tells me hes dead as fuck though #my posts

if you think matt survives at the end of the dirties literally dont hmu dont interact he shoots himself in the head or he runs out in front of the cops and they obliterate his ass and like even if he IS somehow arrested alive he kills himself on day ONE of prison. before the fucking trial. #doomedblorbo #girlwhosnotgonnamakeit

#theres literally that outtake where he says “id rather do something amazing and die than live”. come ON #not /serious though u can all hmu with dirties takes whenever #tw suicide #tw police brutality #the dirties #my posts

rhymingwithpurple

In your opinion, what is Matt's fate at the end of The Dirties?

Kills himself

Killed by cops

Arrested alive

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

#HE OBVIOUSLY FUCKING DIES

skyw1thdiam0nds

#i miss myy thingieeessss #this jumper is actually fucking sick i cant even be mad

rickyapologist

matt's always like "and for this plan we have to be in this TINY CONFINED SPACE TOGETHER. where the stakes are INCREDIBLY HIGH AND WE HAVE TO GET CLOSE AND WHISPER TO EACH OTHER and there is NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT ANY OF THIS" and jay's just like "maaaaatt i told you this wasn't a good plan 🥺🫣🤤"

rickyapologist

@cobalt-42 fully gets it in the tags lol

#DONT EVENNNNN #ntbts

yesornopolls

have you ever been made fun of for your accent/how you say certain words?

Have you ever been made fun of for your accent/how you say certain words?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

#im about to get my shit torn to shreds this august😭

funstyle

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

#AHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!!!