#alexar

[skegulium]

A particularly conspicuous noodle in a plate of celery that wishes intently that it made better life choices. But it didn't. It didn't make better life choices. And now it tries to pretend that it's one of the celeries by putting on a false mustache and hoping that nobody notices.

I’M SORRY EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

[zedamalgam]

{happy 12th perigree's eve, ox! <33333333333333333}

...ṷm. merry 12th. perigee to yoṷ too alexar i.do yoṷ think maybe ill see yoṷ soon? i read sṷmthing that made me. pretty sad and id like to see yoṷ and i remember yoṷ saying yoṷd be on planet sṷmtime soon and i shoṷld say hi to harlie too and i have gifts for yoṷ both bṷt i kinda wanna especially spend time with yoṷ and maybe experience the joys of pṷberty and stṷff if yoṷre ṷp for it.

[skegulium]

((OKAY SO))

Since I'm back and such, and I'm about to post some Alexar posts, I'm going to make a quick announcements about CHANGES I've made to him!

They're actually not very major ones I mean really, so don't get panicky!

For one: I've given him a nerd nose. YOu know, those big ones that are funny looking and stuff. This is more of an anesthetic change BUT HE LOOKS KINDA WEIRD NOW LOLOLOL JUST GRAB IT AND IT'LL PROBABLY HONK OR SOMETHING

Second: Kyviar (His past matesprit that he's been upset over) is no longer part of his life. INSTEAD, that matesprit of his is now a nameless mutant. Not that big of a change, just that the troll isn't Kyviar. Kyviar is now a troll to RP'd with, actually :D

AND THAT'S IT REALLY

TO RECAP THOUGH FOR THOSE WHO WEREN'T HERE BEFORE I WENT ON HIATUS:

Alexar, who is old enough to work in the caverns, abandoned his job and was sentenced to death. After being broken out of the cavern dungeons (or broom closet somewhere where they could keep him until they kill him) he left Alternia to escape authorities and get them away from those he loves. Everyone except Harlie, Julida and Oxalis believe he's dead. After spending sufficient amount of time out there, he's come back in disguise to hang about!!

SO YUP ENJOY

[zedamalgam]

calsridiculousfantrolls: {actually}

{im closer than you think <3}

{see you in maybe a night or two, if things go well!}

...OH MY GOD WṶT ARE YOṶ SERIOṶS WHERE ARE YOṶ I MEAN i mean ṷh wow i jṷst dont even know what i shoṷld say i jṷst- i missed yoṷ so mṷch are yoṷ serioṷsly gonna be on planet again soon i mean isnt it dangeroṷs wṷt if the imperial forces figṷre oṷt that yoṷre here wṷt can we do i mean shoṷldnt i tell yoṷ to keep away and stay safe i mean-- i. okay. ill see yoṷ soon okay??

[zedamalgam]

Oxalis, what would it take for you to cheat on your quadrants?

dṷde no id never ever do that in a million sweeps thatd be jṷst awfṷl i totally love my matesprit and my moirail and im sṷper lṷcky to have them and thats pretty mṷch the only kinda lṷck i have at all and id rather eat my own hands like literally chew on them ṷntil they were all sqṷashed ṷp and chṷnky and gross and broken forever than even think aboṷt cheating on my qṷadrants yoṷ mṷst not know me very well or sṷmthing caṷse i think the fact that i love harlie and alexar so mṷch woṷld be kinda sṷper obvioṷs i--==> REALIZE YOU MENTIONED ALEXAR IN THE CURRENT TENSE. DELETE THE ENTIRE ANSWER AND THE ASK WITHOUT EVER POSTING A RESPONSE.

[cals-fantrolls-have-moved]

{GODDAMN IT}

{I AM NOT YOUNG ENOUGH FOR VIRTUR}

Original!Alexar: Roll on the ground and cry

[o-bliterate-blog]

calsridiculousfantrolls:

Hey Alexar! So, if you were in any position to still be alive for this, what would you think of the fact that the yellow-blooded descendant you're partially responsible for bringing into the world is being raised and groomed like livestock by a bunch of highbloods?

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