ok i'll actually talk about reality war now. but that episode was so bad and had sooooo many fucking problems that i'm not even going to touch on everything or go into detail because we'll be here all week. and none of us want to have to think about reality war for that long
that plot was stupid as fuck ended halfway through the episode and then focused on poppy for absolutely no fucking reason. i don't even have anything to say about that. it's just bad writing.
that is not the rani. that is the master. unfortunately flood escapes so this stupid shit isn't even over yet. also giving archie panjabi (the brown rani) fuck all to actually do and then having her eaten by omega is both unsatisfying from a writing perspective and also racist.
that is also not omega. and killing omega with lasers is literally the same plot as last season's finale.
literally everyone is out of character, maybe except for ruby. the doctor treating ruby like she's fucking crazy because she remembers something no one else does is stupid and he would never do that. kate saying they're all his children because he saved him is stupid and she would never say that.
i can't even express in words how much belinda's treatment in this episode pissed me off. like, this woman started off the season as a headstrong and independent nurse. and all those crumbs of characterization are slowly stripped away from her until she's worse than a piece of cardboard. her entire previous personality gets 100% overwritten just to be "mother". mother to a child she didn't chose to have. she has literally never even expressed a desire to BE a mother before. and then she LITERALLY gets fridged for half the episode in the fucking zero room. and THEN all of reality gets rewritten to take away all of belinda's autonomy and turn her into a housewife (yes i know she's still a nurse, that doesn't change the taking away all her autonomy to turn her into a housewife thing). she doesn't even have any memory of her actual life. the one she lived. it's all rewritten so she always had a daughter. you know, the thing wish world was SUPPOSED to be criticizing, because it was conrad's 50's inspired dystopia. but no, we're doing that for real now. this part of the episode is genuinely fucking horrifying and 15 AND the episode treats it like its wonderful beautiful amazing and bittersweet at worst. because at least belinda gets to be a mom! you know, something she never expressed a desire to be. with a child that was literally invented out of thin air for the dystopia. and the doctor just leaves here there like that. horrifying. also this is just racist. he did the martha thing AGAIN except at least martha got to have autonomy and leave the tardis on her own terms and save the world (through something stupid) in her finale. belinda didn't even get that.
and oh, you thought poppy was going to be important or relevant? no :) poppy ends up just being belindas child with some fucking guy that she didn't want. she's not even relevant to the PLOT. fucking. hello? this is ass backwards writing. more than half the episode was about poppy. poppy who is irrelevant and does fuck all except make belindas life a horror story. and why does she resemble poppy from space babies? we don't know.
let's talk about the other callbacks, hm? this episode has the same desire to do callbacks that end of time did. but end of time was the finale to a good era of television.
anita. okay, i get why she's here. i get why she works at the time hotel (plot stuff + cooler version of the job she was already doing). why is she pregnant? why does she keep denigrating her awesome job and time key with "i just work in hospitality"?
conrad. literally did not have to be him. could have been any incel. and he gets a happy ending too. unlike belinda.
joy from joy to the world. unnecessary
there's probably more i've missed but i can't be fucked to think about it
timelords are sterile. why? so that the plot of this episode can happen. that's it. not so that we can explore what that means, but so we can give the rani a motivation for this extremely stupid finale that doesn't make any sense they come this close to saying looms but they don't
omega is a god now? because wish world something something becomnig myths something something. just don't think about it too hard
is bigeneration explained now that's it's happened twice? no
susan????? hello????? 2 seasons of teasing susan just to do fuck all with it
TIMELORDS LITERLALY CAN HAVE KIDS REMEMBER JENNY FROM SEASON FOUR HELLO
rogue??? and why was he skying the doctor from hell?
ruby isn't even mentioned again?
why is rose noble even in this episode?
i hate any mention of thasmin personally because they were very poorly written
but thirteen was still my favourite part of this episode as someone who hates thirteen.
bringing billie back is just the straw that breaks the camel's back. it's plain nostalgia bait. that's it. it's creatively bankrupt. russell has been doing a "greatest hits" of his first run as showrunenr since he came back. this is just the final hole in the coffin.
frankly i don't care what the justification for bringing billie back is. it was already paper thing with david and it shouldn't have happened again. it should especially not have been the bookend to the first black doctor's tenure on the show. it just undermines ncuti's doctor.
this is the end of fifteen. and what a fucking terrible shit garbage horrible ride it has been. i didn't once feel like fifteen was actually characterized AS THE DOCTOR. ncuti had potential but it doesn't matter now because he's gone. rtd gave chris a better character arc in 13 episodes than he gave ncuti in 18. the white blond 19 year old companion was better characterized than the fucking doctor and the brown woman companion.
i genuinely can't watch this show anymore. if interstellar song contest didn't solidify that deal then this episode would have. doctor who used to be good. it's not the nostalgia. go back and watch pre-2018 doctor who right now. go and watch rtd1. for all its faults, it used to be a good show with good writing and interesting characters. they need to fire rtd. they need to retcon this entire era. they need to put the show on hiatus for another 20 years. i don't know. something needs to change. because this is genuinely the worst episode of television i have ever watched. rtd is so obsessed with nostalgia baiting and fanservice that he isn't even pretending to write anymore. and doctor who, a show that is fundamentally built upon constantly changing and evolving and looking to the future, cannot carry on like this.