#alexposts

[churchgoersforforcemasc]

highly recommend dating the guy in your head that's really good with hypnosis and happens to be a main gatekeeper. ignore the memory gaps you have where you wake up naked sucking his dick, that's a perk of the job

[meatsparrow]

[incorrect-safeway-quotes]

Trevor: We’re doing karaoke, and you need to go.

Finch: You and I are nothing but mere speckles of dust in this large, expansive universe, and in one hundred years, none of this will matter. So you are free to participate in karaoke and have fun, giving meaning to your life, which is something many people struggle to do.

Trevor: Fuck up bitch. Have fun with us.

[churchgoersforforcemasc]

( through loud ugly clown noises ) im single in time for hot boy summer who want me.. hehonk...

[incorrect-safeway-quotes]

Trevor: You into cars?

Persephone: Yes, it truly was a masterpiece of film.

Trevor: No, I mean like are you a car person?

Persephone: I’m a human.

[incorrect-safeway-quotes]

Chris: Your mom grounded you? Are you in kindergarten?

Juno: I dunno about you guys, but my parents don’t play.

Markus: My parents abandoned me, and one of them is wanted for intergalactic war crimes.

Persephone: I never had parents. I was made from desert sand and the blood sacrifice of a thousand goats.

Trevor: Dead.

Pietro: Complicated.

Neo: One of mine tried to kill me. Well, I guess both of them did.

Juno: ...Y'all need some serious therapy.

[incorrect-safeway-quotes]

Trevor: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Dutchie: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings?

Trevor: Yeah, don't you?

Dutchie: No! How do you get anything done?

[incorrect-safeway-quotes]

Neo: Let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt.’ We’re not twelve anymore.

Chris: You sound fannytroubled.

Persephone: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Miza: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.