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My art collective, @gowanusswimsociety , had an open call for performance artist at our event this weekend. Here is artist Whitney Vangrin performing Pump Screen.
Selection curated by Alex Sloane

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-=- #TELESTRATIONStheparty-=-
My art collective, @gowanusswimsociety , had an open call for performance artist at our event this weekend. Here is artist Whitney Vangrin performing Pump Screen.
Selection curated by Alex Sloane
alexsloane replied to your photoset:but look at these adorable shorts my girlfriend...
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Oh, I get so attached as well! I'm fond of Erik the Slayer and Vigilance, the dog from Markarth. But I usually have to leave them behind so they wont die! Mjoll is perfect though. I don't marry her unless I can pick Aerin off with a well-timed arrow. I don't like the way he watches her sleep! -- I'm jealous of your high pickpocket skill! I'm terrible at it, even on thieves! -- I love playing a werewolf, especially for the disease resist. -- Is there anything you always buy/steal/hoard in game?
I HATE HOW AERIN FOLLOWS HER AROUND UGH
like okay I get it, I know Mjoll saved you and what-not. But dude like don't stalk her lmfao. I make them follow me into a house, then command Mjoll to stay in a spot really quick and then I kill Aerin haha.
I think my highest pickpocket skill is 90? Just wear clothes and other items that help you and pickpocket some random civilians. Don't try to take things that have a lower percentage number, I usually won't take it unless it's at least 75% haha.
I always hoard a ton of shit anyway because I decorate my houses! I don't have Hearthfire (yet; I'm planning on buying the Legendary Skyrim) and so I collect things like skooma bottles, mammoth tusks, baskets, flowers, antlers, candlesticks and various plates and things from different cities and I place them around my house. But I especially steal health potions, like, constantly fast traveling around the map to the different merchants and apothecaries and things like that so I can steal health potions.
I also hoard glass arrows, I pickpocket Nuruin (spelling?, he's an archer in the Thieves Guild) and take his steel arrows and give him a couple of glass arrows because then he'll start shooting those at the targets and he'll have unlimited ones, so I take them off the targets :D
Hello! I hope you're well! This is an attack of random Skyrim questions! Do you have a favorite follower or do you go alone? What sort of character do you usually play or do you like a jack-of-a-trades? What is your favorite region or city in Skyrim? Is there a quest that you must finish on every playthrough? One that you avoid if at all possible?
I like having followers, but it makes me really upset when they die hahahaha so I usually don't take them with me. BUT! If I do, it's almost always Mjoll the Lioness who is also always my wife, because she's an essential NPC so she can't die :D and she's really powerful and also is one of the NPCs that have the most dialogue lines.
I try to do the jack of all trades characters but it always comes down to my characters becoming archers who also partake in two-handed weapons, almost always warhammers. They're usually extremely sneaky and their pickpocketing and locksmithing is very high.
My favourite area is near Riften, it's just really, really beautiful there omg all the birch trees and it looks like fall, wow it's just so pretty. But my favourite city is probably Whiterun, I don't know why. It's so quaint and small but it's like, bustling. OR SOLITUDE omg.
I always have to do the Companion questline because I love having my character be a werewolf. If I get too overwhelmed fighting off a bunch of enemies, I just transform and howl, scaring everyone off while I hunt them down and slaughter them c:
I avoid the College of Winterhold questline like the plague, I've only done the first couple of them on one account because I just can't get my character to partake in magic. I use Summon Familiar every once in a while, but really, that's the most I dabble in it.
anotheralexandros replied to your photo: while I was at work my grown-ass brother (hes 4...
omg your face is perf
I'm just just sort of BAFFLED they didn't realize it. Like, it's ten times more obvious in person.
alexsloane replied to your photo: while I was at work my grown-ass brother (hes 4...
I AM CACKLING
:D I'm pretty amused by it all.
everyothernight replied to your photo: while I was at work my grown-ass brother (hes 4...
Omg, that is so adorable. <3 XD
They get an A for effort.
No! You are super talented because I say so! -rolls away-
Thank you
I'm going to go with numbers twelve through sixteen. (And, on a tangent, your sidebar is the greatest sidebar out of all the sidebars in the land of sidebars.) HOKAYBYE.
12.) Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?Not at all haha. I'm almost always too sensitive, to the point of pain, if I try anything after one and I tend to get explosive anyway, so one's enough xD
13.) Something that you have hidden in your room that you want no one to find?I skillfully hide an electric toothbrush in various places around my room.
14.) Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you?None of them have really given me significant nicknames o.o
15.) Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:Uh, I really, really like headlocks and I enjoy how close I am with my partner (giving or receiving).
16.) Weirdest sexual act someone has performed/tried to perform on/with you?An ex convinced me to try the choking thing and yeah, not a fan at all.
ISN'T IT THE CUTEST THING THOUGH
alexsloane replied to your photo: wutever
YEAH OKAY YOUR HAIR AND GLASSES AND PIERCING YOU ARE ADORABLE that is all.
Thank you omg :3 this definitely just brightened up my day c: