A couple of hours later at the opening of the Oasis Springs Fox Sanctuary... (so random, I know, please bear with me, I'm doing my best with the rolls Atreo got 😅)
Atreo: "OMW, there are SO many sims here. Who knew people love foxes as much as I do?"
Paparazzi: "Mrs Atherstone, over here! How do you feel about foxes?"
Brielle: "Okay, everyone, if we can all just remain orderly, I know how much you all wanted this sanctuary. Let's take a deep breath and head over to the podium so I can officially start the opening."
Travis: "This is such a good day. Watcher knows, we needed this fox sanctuary."
Mei: "Foxes are my greatest source of joy!"
Brielle: "Welcome, everyone! As your National Leader, I am happy to declare this new Fox Sanctuary open!"
Audience: "Yay! Finally!"
Brielle: "Yes, yes, finally. But whilst I've got your attention, what can I do about my eldest son not living up to my expectations? Where did I go wrong? The cameras are still rolling so let me quickly share my life story..."
Atreo: " Ughhh Mum... Where are all the darn foxes at?"
Atreo: "Seriously, where are they all?! I've been looking for a full hour. What kind of lame fox sanctuary is this? I want to see some foxes! I've never seen one before!"
Atreo: *gasp* "Is that..?"
Fox: *definitely not cute screeching*
Atreo: "Oh... my... Watcher... it's so majestic!"
Atreo: "That's it wise fox, sniff my hand. Do you have any words of wisdom for me?"
Fox: *ear splitting chitters*
Atreo: "Ah. I see. Unlike the cats, I cannot understand you."
Atreo: "Huh, where are you going? Are you running away from me? No, I can't deal with that kind of rejection!"
Fox: *high pitched screech*
Atreo: "Should I follow you further into the desert? That's how I'm choosing to interpret you."
One neighbourhood travel later...
Atreo: "Wow wise fox friend, this neighbourhood feels like home to me."
Emily: "Damn it, I can't believe my sale just fell through. Why don't any celebrities want to live on this large eco lot? Is it because it's a vampire nexus and it attracts loads of wild foxes from the nearby fox sanctuary?"
Atreo: "Hi there, did I just hear you say this house is still for sale?"
Emily: "OMW Atreo? I haven't seen you since high school!"
Atreo: "Do I... know you?"
Emily: "You're joking, right? I'm Emily, we dated! You took me to that creepy shack in Moonwood Mill. I thought you were going to end me, but we had a legendary date and messed around."
Atreo: "Sorry, I sorta did that with nearly all the girls in school, so that doesn't help narrow it down."
Emily: "Hm. I thought perhaps we could rekindle things, but yeah, never mind. What do you want?"
Atreo: "To check out this house. It sounds amazing and specifically tailored to me!"
Emily: "Yeah, I guess you can. It's why the sign is here and why I'm dressed like this, working in a career that doesn't exist. I'll show you around."
Atreo: "Awesome!"
Emily: "As you can see it's really small and totally empty!"
Atreo: "Yeah... it's... Minimalist!"
Emily: "Ha! You're better at selling this house than I am."
Atreo: "Let's say that I'm lucky enough to marry a beautiful mermaid. Would she be able to live here with me, in the middle of the desert, without drying out?"
Emily: "I got you! Ta-da! It comes with a pool!"
Atreo: *gasp* "It's perfect! And if my children are mermaids they can swim here too!"
Emily: "Yeah, it's great for your hypothetical mermaid family... Can you just buy it please?"
Atreo: "Yes yes yes! I'll take it!"
Emily: "Wonderful! And you really don't mind that it's listed as a celebrity home?"
Atreo: "Nah, it's cool, I'm shameless."
Emily: (mutters) "You sure are..."
In Sulani...
Zehra: (panting) "I can't believe I ran all the way here. Just a cheek kiss... JUST A CHEEK KISS!? I need to become a mermaid, darn it!"
Zehra: "Ugh, it's so humid, and my boots are full of sand and vampire ashes."
Eerie voice: (calling out from the cave) "Zehraaaaaa, enter me to become a mermaid Zehra..."
Zehra: "Duh! That's why I'm here. Atreo and I are NOT going to be platonic best friends. I'd rather die in this weird cave than accept that!"
Eerie voice: "Enter me to become a mermaid, Zehra..."
Zehra: "I know! Shut up, I am! I have full confidence that this will work."
~one cave exploration later~
Zehra: "Hehe, I knew I could do it! Hmm, this thing smells like sweaty fish butt... Oh well, for love." *bites*
Zehra: "Uh... Something feels like it's changing... Deep inside me... This better be working- Uh, what if it turns me into a NOT hot mermaid?!"
*magical wooshing*
Zehra: "Gahhh, this is all happening way faster than it should be! Uck, the water's salty!"
*transformation spray dissipates*
Zehra: "Oooohh wow... That hurt a LOT!"
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