#alfreddy

[tokiro07]

I just realized that the fucked up thing to me about this whole spambot game designer named Paul is that the dude helping me design a video game is actually named Paul, and I never made that connection because I know too many Pauls and therefore refer to him as Alfredo instead.

[tokiro07]

You're mocking me, aren't you?

[11:25:34 PM] Joey Joestar: i also want to get link to the past

[11:25:40 PM] Joey Joestar: but i do not want to play it on the wii u

[11:25:54 PM] paul oliver: so just emulate it

[11:25:57 PM] Joey Joestar: bleh

[11:26:07 PM] paul oliver: you give Nintendo enough money as it is

[11:26:15 PM] Joey Joestar: and i will continue to because i am a good boy

[11:26:25 PM] paul oliver: bleh

[tokiro07]

I want to get a gift for Alfredo at Otakon,

And my plan was to go to the doujin section and specifically ask for the most disturbing thing they had other than Four Leaf Lover

And like I know I just found it. I know it.

This guy is like the most chill dude on the planet and I feel like he'd fucking burn it like "I do not want the police coming after me this is absolutely the reason I'd go to jail, not all that other shit I do"

[tokiro07]

I think the only thing I'm looking forward to about talking to Alfredo about the new Smash characters

IS THAT I FUCKIN' TOLD HIM AND HE WAS LIKE "NAH" BUT LOOK AT THAT, BITCH

AND YOU CAN COMPLAIN AND POINT OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ALL YOU WANT, BUT I WAS RIGHT AND I COULDN'T BE FUCKING HAPPIER ABOUT IT YOU GOD DAMN SOURPUSS!

[tokiro07]

Not looking forward to Alfredo being a big ol' butt about all of the new Smash characters.

"The Miis are just a gimmick and they're taking up valuable space that could've gone to at least three new, better characters"

"Palutena isn't even playable in her own franchise, plus it's a dead franchise, and frankly I'm surprised Sakurai would toot his own horn like this"

"Yeah, that's great, but where's Bomberman??"

[tokiro07]

I regret to admit that Alfredo won back the Celtic Guardian.

I foolishly believed that Jolteon was faster than Electrode.

My hubris defeated me.

But still how the fuck is Electrode so fast when it ain't got no limbs???

Is it so super smooth that when it rolls it has no friction so it just goes "nyooom"???

Tell me your secrets false pokeball.

[tokiro07]

You've already compromised the structural integrity of the dildo.

Alfredo out of context

[tokiro07]

What's a professional sounding word for "clusterfuck?"

Alfredo, applying for a job