Potter Manor: Remus and Peter are visiting. Regulus and Sirius just moved in.
James: We have a problem!
Peter: They stopped making Fizzing Whizbees?!
James: No.
Sirius: Effie caught you setting up a prank?
James: No
Remus: Queen disbanded?
James: What?! No.
Sirius: Moony, how dare you?!
Peter: So, what's up?
James: Okay, so I was doing laundry. And I offered Reggie to do his laundry too.
Sirius: Gross, but continue.
James: I wanted to use the new muggle spinny thingy?
Remus: The washing machine.
James: Yeah. And like you taught me, separate the colors from the whites, and all that.
Peter: Yeah...
James: I didn't see the red shirt and I just tossed it in there...
Sirius: Oh, no.
James: And now all the whites are pinks.
Remus: So use a spell to turn it back!
James: What spell?! I can't use a cleaning spell cuz they're already clean! They're just pink!
Peter: Okay, calm down. Maybe he'll understand! I mean...it's just pink, right?
Sirius: Nope. Reggie can't stand pink with what our mother used to do to him and his clothes.
James: Oh, Godric, I'm a bad boyfriend.
Remus: Relax. Relax. We can figure something out.
James: That's not the worst part.
Remus: ...what is the worst part?
James: So...I just piled up all the whites we had and put them into the thingy without properly sorting through them.
Peter: Yeah, otherwise, you would've seen the other shirt.
James: Yeah but, I didn't put just... clothes in...
Remus: What else did you put in, James?
Peter: Can't be any worse.
James: ...his mouse
Peter: GAAASP
Remus: Oh, shit.
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: You turned Algernon pink...?
James: I'm scared.
