#starchaser

[siriuslylu]

Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?

*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U

James: no sweetie, that’s not-

Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!

James: love, I don’t think he-

Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!

[mrmumus]

"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"

[freenowrightnow]

imagine harry opens up up the fake slytherin locket and it’s just a picture of james with hearts around it

[sable-520]

*Sirius after Regulus became a Potter before him (James proposed on the first date)*

Sirius: I waited for 3 and half years evil twink did it in one week

Sirius: I SAID I WAITED FOR 3 AND A HALF YEARS EVIL TWINK DID IT IN ONE WEEK

Regulus: 😛 ₛₖᵢₗₗ ᵢₛₛᵤₑ

James: ☺️

Sirius: 😒

[wildincherries]

James: *does something dumb*

Regulus: I betrayed the Dark Lord for you, I married outside of my family’s expectations, I accepted your animagus form without question but my love is not unconditional

[18magnoliastreet]

Sirius and Regulus are both boyfriend princesses. But Sirius is a “tell me I look pretty” princess whereas Regulus is a “buy me a fucking pony” princess.

And best believe Remus is showering Sirius with compliments and James already bought Regulus a whole farm.

[ccccatttta]

james who wants to encourage toddler harry to gain more confidence, so he dares him to go into a shop and get the prettiest thing there for 20 pounds.

harry who gets out of the shop holding —a slightly confused— regulus' hand hostage, almost screaming "pa! i found pretty boy! he was free!!"

and that's how jegulus meet.