#alias-cooper

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WILL: Don't say a word.

LEAF: ...

LEAF: Fergalicious.

WILL: Leaf, I said no words.

LEAF: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

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Olive: Chip, I think you should play the role of my father.

Chip: I don't want to be your father.

Olive: That's perfect! You already know your lines.

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WILLIAM: How are we going to memorize all this?

LOGAINNE: Let's just go over it again! Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

CHIP: I use a mnemonic device. Kevin Please Come Over For Gay Sex.

OLIVE: Why wouldn't you use... Karen?

CHIP: Because it's gay sex, dummy.

OLIVE: So use... 'great'.

CHIP: Now I can't remember anything! Thanks!

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LEAF: My friend Chip is transferring.

OLIVE: Good.

WILLIAM: Finally.

LOGAINNE: Thank god.

MARCY: Hope he transfers to hell.

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OLIVE: I can see why you'd be upset.

OLIVE: That was my sarcastic voice.

CHIP: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

OLIVE: I've been told that.

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WILLIAM: You and me. This isn't working out.

CHIP: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

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LOGAINNE: If I was sick, could I do this?

OLIVE: ...What are you doing?

LOGAINNE: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

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LEAF: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!