The 25th Annual Putnam County Quoting Bee

Submit your own anytime!

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My school is doing 25th Annual and this has become my favourite blog now, I'm not part of the main cast but I am DEFINITELY showing this blog to them when I get the chance

Idk when this is from but I’m so sorry if it was a while ago this blog is kinda dead now bc I’m a forgetful person who’s bad at running blogs and tumblr mobile doesn’t tell me when I get an ask or submission but if anyone wants to do that still I’ll try to check this blog more than once every million years ahakdldhdkdlfl

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[ submitted by @softpeteyparker ]

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I love this so much, so many of these are b99 XD

Thank you! I’m glad I can use this blog to make people happy :)

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Will: *complaining about his fake mom Sheila and his dad*

Marcy: Join the club.

Will: …

Olive: No, really, join the club.

Logainne: We started a support group.

Leaf: I’m making t-shirts!

[pheonix-inside]

I’m adding this into my fanfiction.

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This quote is actually originally from a fanfiction! It’s called The Putnam County Optimistic Losers Club and here’s the link if you want to read it :)

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Olive: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Barfeé: I’m not really a jewelry person.

Olive: You don’t have to wear it.

Barfeé: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

[pheonix-inside]

I’m making this a comic. Just you wait.

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👀👀👀

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OLIVE: Ms. Peretti, Marcy called me the B-Word!

MARCY: Motherfucker doesn’t start with a B.

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Will: Well, it’s a disgusting fruit and I can’t keep them down!

Olive: Oh… do you mean they make you… Barf?

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Rona: I put the “real” in “realtor”

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Chip: Wow, No Nut November is so hard! :(

Will: Oh yeah? Try no nut forever!

…

Will, later: It appears that I have severely misunderstood the point of No Nut November.

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Leaf: Ma’am, may I please have acouchi

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Chip: The ladies are gonna learn to love the real Chip Tolentino!

Chip: And the dudes.

Chip: Oh my god, I’m totally bi!

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WILLIAM: Speech 100

LEAF: That makes no sense.

WILLIAM: I was making fun of your lack of conversation skills

LEAF: Oh, okay!

LEAF: Weight 300

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I'm honestly so happy to have found this blog... like, these are all so accurate? My school is doing Putnam and I wish half of these were in the play (ftr, I'm playing Leaf, Carl dad, and Olive's dad). So yeah, keep up the good work and this is keepin me goin rn.

Thank you sm! Break a leg in your production, you’ll be great!

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Chip: It was fun when we watched Beetlejuice tonight.

Barfée: Don’t you mean last night? It’s past midnight

Chip: You know what why don’t you take your sleeping bag and get out of my house! Take your epipen— take your goddamn epipen and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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WILLIAM: You and me. This isn't working out.

CHIP: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

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OLIVE: I can see why you'd be upset.

OLIVE: That was my sarcastic voice.

CHIP: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

OLIVE: I've been told that.

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LEAF: Will, look! I found all three differences!

WILLIAM: Those are two completely different pictures.